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08-23-2009, 01:31 PM #1
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- NextGenUpdate's Official Joke Thread -
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- Welcome to the Official Joke Thread for NextGenUpdate.Com -

This Thread was created so that moderators have to spend less time deleting spammed Joke Threads throughout the General Discussion section of our forums, and spend more time doing more important jobs like improving and developing more additions for NGU.

I am hoping, to setup a new competition just like the Signature of the Week we already have set up. This time though, I wan't to set up Joke of the Week.

- How this will work? -

Well, for this to work, we need all of our members with a great sense of humor to post their favorite jokes into this thread, then, myself of another one of our fantastic moderators will choose the joke they think is the best and then add Reputation and vBux to your account!

- Important Notices / Rules -

It is important that you read this BEFORE posting any jokes in this thread.

Joke's can sometimes be taken too far, and It isn't allowed to post jokes that may offend any of our users or any jokes that may involve or have any relevance to Racism.

Rude Jokes may be posted, But in order to do this you must include 18 Years + in the post THEN include the joke in a spoiler.

- HOW TO INCLUDE A SPOILER -

To include a spoiler, you will have to place these brackets AROUND your text [spioler]TEXT INSERTED HERE[/spioler] BUT YOU MUST SPELL SPOILER CORRECT.

- Joke of the Week -

Winner -
Winning Joke -
Joke Rating - (/10)
Joke - "..."
vBux Awarded -
+Rep Awarded -

- Hall of Fame -

Week 1 -
Week 2 -
Week 3 -
Week 4 -
Week 5 -


Good Luck & Happy Joking Smile

Scousey
Event's Moderator
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04-10-2010, 10:31 PM #56
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start2run
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Racies---

what do you call 3 mexicans in quick sand

quatros sincos
04-22-2010, 02:49 PM #57
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Killakk
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Great thread but why has it not been updated in a while?
04-27-2010, 10:46 PM #58
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Chuck-Norris
Formerly MaJiiC-ScOpEZz--
yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the waater the water jumped out
XD
05-04-2010, 06:50 PM #59
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Louis_-_95
Error… Cat invasion!
"Yo Mama so fat when she put on a yellow coat people yelled "Taxi!" "
05-09-2010, 12:46 AM #60
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DamageINC
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Why are women like tornadoes?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take your house when they leave.
05-12-2010, 12:46 AM #61
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Eat, Sleep, JDM
Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza ?

A pizza can support a family of four

Whats the difference between a black man and a bench ?

A Bench can suppose a family


(Most of them are old) LOL
05-12-2010, 12:50 AM #62
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NeedaBathSoon
Banned
wats the similarity between humans n jelly beans

they both hate the black ones hehe
05-12-2010, 01:42 AM #63
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Hondarydr
How come Rhianna sings "To The Left"?

Cuz Black people ain't got no rights! :p

(What happened to this thread? It went down the drain! :()
05-12-2010, 03:17 PM #64
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gangsta_cawkii
Banned
What do you call a swimming pool full of suicide bombers?


Coco - Pops


=D

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