Post: - Official NGU Joke Thread -
08-23-2009, 01:31 PM #1
Moorz
Bounty hunter
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- NextGenUpdate's Official Joke Thread -
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- Welcome to the Official Joke Thread for NextGenUpdate.Com -

This Thread was created so that moderators have to spend less time deleting spammed Joke Threads throughout the General Discussion section of our forums, and spend more time doing more important jobs like improving and developing more additions for NGU.

I am hoping, to setup a new competition just like the Signature of the Week we already have set up. This time though, I wan't to set up Joke of the Week.


- How this will work? -

Well, for this to work, we need all of our members with a great sense of humor to post their favorite jokes into this thread, then, myself of another one of our fantastic moderators will choose the joke they think is the best and then add Reputation and vBux to your account!


- Important Notices / Rules -

It is important that you read this BEFORE posting any jokes in this thread.

Joke's can sometimes be taken too far, and It isn't allowed to post jokes that may offend any of our users or any jokes that may involve or have any relevance to Racism.

Rude Jokes may be posted, But in order to do this you must include 18 Years + in the post THEN include the joke in a spoiler.


- HOW TO INCLUDE A SPOILER -

To include a spoiler, you will have to place these brackets AROUND your text [spioler]TEXT INSERTED HERE[/spioler] BUT YOU MUST SPELL SPOILER CORRECT.

- Joke of the Week -

Winner -
Winning Joke -
Joke Rating - (/10)
Joke - "..."
vBux Awarded -
+Rep Awarded -


- Hall of Fame -

Week 1 -
Week 2 -
Week 3 -
Week 4 -
Week 5 -



Good Luck & Happy Joking Smile

Scousey
Event's Moderator
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The following 3 users say thank you to Moorz for this useful post:

Jayy, MeltdowN, Sert
01-28-2010, 05:41 AM #38
Originally posted by another user
Barrack & Michelle Obama were flying in a private plane with Oprah Winfrey one afternoon, Obama looked @ Oprah, chuckled & said, " You know, I could throw a $1000.00 bill out of the window & make someone a very very happy person, Oprah shrugged her shoulders & said I could throw 10 $100.00 bills out of the window & make 10 people very very happy, Michelle added in that case I could throw 100 $10.00 bills out of the window & make 100 people very very happy. Hearing the exchanges the pilot rolled his eyes & said to his co-pilot, such big shots back there aren't they? I could throw 3 people out of the window & make 56-MILLION people VERY VERY HAPPY!!! ^_^

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01-28-2010, 06:42 PM #39
i_qwik-scopes
irsh and proud
i loled so hard at these posts
01-29-2010, 03:12 PM #40
A planes about to crash and a women says " before i die i want someone to treat me like a women again." A man stands up unbuttons his shirt and says " Ill treat you like a women, now iron my shirt and get me a beer."
02-01-2010, 03:20 AM #41
ShoutBox
YouOnlyLiveOnce
"I am not Racisc "
What do you call a group of Stoned beaners?
Answer : BakedBeans Smile
Iam not raices. 'how ever you spell that.
LoLz.
02-01-2010, 04:12 AM #42
Bluemywaffle
Aka Integrity.
Rofl, nice joke.. ^ I got one, It's pretty racist but.. Hey it's a joke!

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana!

Lmfao.
02-04-2010, 04:40 PM #43
Did you hear about the ethiopian that fell in a river full of crocodiles?
by the time they pulled him out he?d eaten three of em

---------- Post added at 04:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:38 PM ----------

How do you stop a black kid jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling
02-07-2010, 12:14 PM #44
martin7098
Gym leader
Caution: Racists Joke (If this is offensive please reply to it so i can take it down)

"Im Not Racist!, Racism is a crime and crimes are for black people"
02-08-2010, 08:14 PM #45
xMillar-
Are you high?
What do Tiger Woods and Togo have in common?

Neither will be using their Driver this summer!


Lmfao.
02-09-2010, 04:42 PM #46
borolo
Bald n' Broke
Why did Hitler bury children with their heads out?

Because he wanted to build a kindergarden

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