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This is my story about what happens to me when I smoke weed. The first time I ever smoked weed I was at this trailer park with my buddies and we smoked it. It was my first time so I was hogging the joint taking huge hits of it over and over again and when we were finished smoking it we started walking through the trailer park and I started noticing myself slouching and walking lazy-like so I would attempt to walk normal and a couple of steps later I notice I am doing it again and then I am thinking "holy shit, I am messed up". I didn't want to tell my buddies what I was felling because I would think they would think I am a pussy so I tried to fight through it but I started trippin' so bad that I started seeing a screen in my brain and on one side of the screen it was showing what my life would be doing if I was normal(not high)and on the other side it was a timer of when I was going to die. So I was so scared that I called the ambulance on myself because I was trippin' and I thought I was going to die. That was my first time smoking it and I was 11-12. I waited until I was 15 to smoke it again. I smoked it with my cousin and nothing happened so I went home and my sisters boyfriend's buddy is one of my friends and he offered to let me smoke with him, he was 32 at the time. I smoked it and I started noticing that I was doing weird things(or thinking I was)so here it goes again, I start trippin'. I really don't remember much but I kept pacing back and forth throughout the house talking incoherent things so he made me lay down and as I was trying to sleep I was having this pattern in my mind that I need it to be a straight line and to get the straight line I need nothing to be happening around me and if I get the line I would go to sleep. The line I am referring to is the same line that happens when you die in the hospital, the thing that makes a noise and it flat. Well, anyways this was so messed up and I will never smoke weed again if it is legal or not.

You may not think it is funny but everyone I have told in person just cracked up as I was telling them. I can act out what my sisters boyfriend's buddy said I was doing so I guess that is why they think it is funny.

haha wanna hear a funnier one? we were at my house me and a couple friends i was used to it and i had one friend who was doing it his first time... after a while he was ****ed up but just chillin on the couch... well thats when i decided to go to my room and get my airsoft pistol that's actually black and looks so real. well i got it out and pointed it at his face. of course he got scared and started yelling "dont point that shit at me!" and it was funny just how scared he was. well i put it away and his high was over but he thought i was really ****ed up and was gonna do something dangerous so he tried taking it from me and i pushed him down and yelled "sit the **** down bitch or ill ****ing shoot you" and i pointed it at his forehead. he looked down ****en scared for his life so i decided to tell him i was going to shoot his foot and that it wont hurt cus hes high and he looked up and right when he saw me pull the trigger (i guess adrenaline made everything slow down) he broke down in tears and started crying and yelling lol man even when he realized it wasnt a realy gun he couldnt stop crying.... poor kid

When I smoked with my cousin I felt real chill and stuff. I think the other stuff I smoked was laced with some weird stuff!

When people say stories like this is part of the reason why smokin weed still gets a bad rap. Weed DOES NOT make you halucinate (spelled horribly). IF that happens you either have 1) a very crazy imagination making you see these things cuz that dont happen or 2) you bud is actually laced. The possibility of it being laced is very slim tho because weed is the cheapest drug so for you dealer to lace it with something would make no sense for him to do. What ever he is lacin it with would cost more than the bud it self so hes taking money out his pocket to do that and no one would waste money to lace weed with another more expenseive drug.....unless it they was gunna smoke it themselves.

He could of laced it with a hallucinative more addictive drug, so he buys from him more.

Grow your own in your closet man, thats what my friend does

I love weed I smoke hash and hash oil too FAT bong rips all day:D

Ahahahah, my friend grew it in his closet in like 8th grade. I didn't even really notice either, but right now I have marijuana that like grew in my backyard by some trees. You can really screw people over on prices if they are new

That's ****ed up man LOL.

Yea it was! I wouldn't hang with him anymore.