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This is my story about what happens to me when I smoke weed. The first time I ever smoked weed I was at this trailer park with my buddies and we smoked it. It was my first time so I was hogging the joint taking huge hits of it over and over again and when we were finished smoking it we started walking through the trailer park and I started noticing myself slouching and walking lazy-like so I would attempt to walk normal and a couple of steps later I notice I am doing it again and then I am thinking "holy shit, I am messed up". I didn't want to tell my buddies what I was felling because I would think they would think I am a pussy so I tried to fight through it but I started trippin' so bad that I started seeing a screen in my brain and on one side of the screen it was showing what my life would be doing if I was normal(not high)and on the other side it was a timer of when I was going to die. So I was so scared that I called the ambulance on myself because I was trippin' and I thought I was going to die. That was my first time smoking it and I was 11-12. I waited until I was 15 to smoke it again. I smoked it with my cousin and nothing happened so I went home and my sisters boyfriend's buddy is one of my friends and he offered to let me smoke with him, he was 32 at the time. I smoked it and I started noticing that I was doing weird things(or thinking I was)so here it goes again, I start trippin'. I really don't remember much but I kept pacing back and forth throughout the house talking incoherent things so he made me lay down and as I was trying to sleep I was having this pattern in my mind that I need it to be a straight line and to get the straight line I need nothing to be happening around me and if I get the line I would go to sleep. The line I am referring to is the same line that happens when you die in the hospital, the thing that makes a noise and it flat. Well, anyways this was so messed up and I will never smoke weed again if it is legal or not.

You may not think it is funny but everyone I have told in person just cracked up as I was telling them. I can act out what my sisters boyfriend's buddy said I was doing so I guess that is why they think it is funny.

He could have but its going to cost him more out of his pocket unless hes really really really raping them with a price.

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every1 do it it good for u

same thing happened to me my second time. i felt like i was going to die and i was huddled up in a corner but my friends talked me through it.

Had that happen on my first time.

Ever since i've been fine, smoked it for 11 years now. So maybe you were just thinking about doing it too much, thats alot of people's problem is they think about it while their on it and it messes with their head. If thats the case i wouldn't smoke it if i was you!

wow dopey, thats just wrong

hahaha lol dopey

im too scared too smoke pot