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This is my story about what happens to me when I smoke weed. The first time I ever smoked weed I was at this trailer park with my buddies and we smoked it. It was my first time so I was hogging the joint taking huge hits of it over and over again and when we were finished smoking it we started walking through the trailer park and I started noticing myself slouching and walking lazy-like so I would attempt to walk normal and a couple of steps later I notice I am doing it again and then I am thinking "holy shit, I am messed up". I didn't want to tell my buddies what I was felling because I would think they would think I am a pussy so I tried to fight through it but I started trippin' so bad that I started seeing a screen in my brain and on one side of the screen it was showing what my life would be doing if I was normal(not high)and on the other side it was a timer of when I was going to die. So I was so scared that I called the ambulance on myself because I was trippin' and I thought I was going to die. That was my first time smoking it and I was 11-12. I waited until I was 15 to smoke it again. I smoked it with my cousin and nothing happened so I went home and my sisters boyfriend's buddy is one of my friends and he offered to let me smoke with him, he was 32 at the time. I smoked it and I started noticing that I was doing weird things(or thinking I was)so here it goes again, I start trippin'. I really don't remember much but I kept pacing back and forth throughout the house talking incoherent things so he made me lay down and as I was trying to sleep I was having this pattern in my mind that I need it to be a straight line and to get the straight line I need nothing to be happening around me and if I get the line I would go to sleep. The line I am referring to is the same line that happens when you die in the hospital, the thing that makes a noise and it flat. Well, anyways this was so messed up and I will never smoke weed again if it is legal or not.

You may not think it is funny but everyone I have told in person just cracked up as I was telling them. I can act out what my sisters boyfriend's buddy said I was doing so I guess that is why they think it is funny.

Smoking pot + Video Games all day= No Life.

Weed is to smoke with your homies.

that's funny, just smoke more, you'll be fine LOL