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I once almost died, well not I'm not exactly sure.

I'm hard of hearing and sometimes I use hearing aid device to help me hear things a bit. One day after school, I got off transits bus, and walked cross streets. As I got over there, I had to cross again other streets and it's pretty big street. But there was few cars. Anyway, I waited for the light to turn green and it did so, there was a man next to me.

I didn't have my hearing aid on that time so I couldn't hear anything.

As usual, I'd start crossing the street but then I saw the cars weren't moving and I wondered. But I started to cross street, man next to me quickly grabbed me and pulled back. I gasped and asked why? He nodded in other direction and I saw 2 polices and an ambulance speeding with their sirens on. They were speeding that they could not stop in time if I actually crossed crosswalk. I sighed in relieve and thanked him.

From now on, I always look both direction before I cross crosswalk even when the light is green.

ALSO, the other one was when I almost slipped in train railway (Sky train) If you fell in it, you'll die immediately because of the shocks. But luckily, there was handlebar next to me and I quickly grabbed it.

What about yours? Did you ever had an almost death experience?

I've got a couple

When I was born the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck.

like 2 years ago I was outside tesco (which is sorta like walmart) and I didn't know where I was walking so I jus stood still just on the side of the road and this massive truck brushes past my nose.

this year, I was going to my barbers, so I was crossing the road from tesco to get the bus and there was some motorbike dude who was speeding like fuck, and just again brushed past me.

a ton of 'near deaths' occured whenever I'm near tesco, so maybe I should stop going near there lol.

That's way out of topic and I don't know how to respond to that ..

some guy died from masturbating 42 time I believe.

I have. One night i decided to go in a pool with my friend & while i was enjoying myself i splashed water on my older cousin hes like 25 & he saw me do it, So he grabbed he and started splashing me with water non stop though & then my grandpa thought it would be cool to grab my 2 arms with that being said i began choking on the water & i jumped out the pool panicking i couldn't breathe or nothing until like 15 seconds later when i ran into my house. i was so freaking scared. I honestly thought i was going to die.