Originally posted by Machine
So basically all you do is:
1. Pick the month you joined NGU (NextGenUpdate)
2. Pick the first letter of your Username.
3. Pick the colour of your Username.
POST RESULTS!
DO NOT SPAM!
1. Pick The Month You Joined NGU.
January---> I fell in love with...
February---> I ate...
March---> I smacked...
April---> I sang to...
May---> I gave my number to...
June---> I murdered...
July---> I shot...
August---> I danced with...
September---> I choked on...
October---> I went out with....
November---> I kissed...
December---> I hugged...
2. Pick The First Letter Of Your Username.
A---> A homeless guy...
B---> Your mum...
C---> A banana...
D---> A fork...
E---> A Mexican...
F---> A gangster...
G---> A ninja...
H---> A Random NGU Member...
I---> My best friend...
J---> A goat...
K---> My Dog...
L---> My Dad...
M---> The Computer...
N---> Machine...
O---> My neighbour...
P---> Myself...
Q---> A Soda...
R---> A pickle...
S---> Justin Bieber...
T---> A stuffed animal...
U---> A weirdo...
V---> A sock...
W---> A doctor...
X---> Outsider...
Y---> A policeman...
Z---> My brother...
Other---> My Best Friends Sister...
3. Pick the colour of your Username.
Bright Green---> Because I was high.
Crimson---> Because I was drunk.
Grey---> Because your mum told me to.
Green---> Because I'm retarded.
Lawn Green---> Because the voices told me to.
Lavender---> Because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Magenta---> Because I hate myself.
Pink---> Because I'm stupid.
Raspberry---> Because someone offered me 1,000,000 vBux.
Teal---> Because I love my family.
Blue---> Because that's what I do.
Red---> Because it made me look cool.
Black---> Because I'm a badass.
Purple---> Because it felt good.
Default (Standard)---> Because That's How I roll.
Other---> Because I had a boner.
My Sentence is:
I kissed a stuffed animal because I was High.
Now Post Yours...
Wow... I don't think this could sound any worse :p
I choked on my brother because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Really?