Post: What is your sentence?
01-06-2013, 06:23 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So basically all you do is:

1. Pick the month you joined NGU (NextGenUpdate)
2. Pick the first letter of your Username.
3. Pick the colour of your Username.

POST RESULTS!

DO NOT SPAM!

1. Pick The Month You Joined NGU.

January---> I fell in love with...
February---> I ate...
March---> I smacked...
April---> I sang to...
May---> I gave my number to...
June---> I murdered...
July---> I shot...
August---> I danced with...
September---> I choked on...
October---> I went out with....
November---> I kissed...
December---> I hugged...



2. Pick The First Letter Of Your Username.

A---> A homeless guy...
B---> Your mum...
C---> A banana...
D---> A fork...
E---> A Mexican...
F---> A gangster...
G---> A ninja...
H---> A Random NGU Member...
I---> My best friend...
J---> A goat...
K---> My Dog...
L---> My Dad...
M---> The Computer...
N---> Machine...
O---> My neighbour...
P---> Myself...
Q---> A Soda...
R---> A pickle...
S---> Justin Bieber...
T---> A stuffed animal...
U---> A weirdo...
V---> A sock...
W---> A doctor...
X---> Outsider...
Y---> A policeman...
Z---> My brother...
Other---> My Best Friends Sister...



3. Pick the colour of your Username.

Bright Green---> Because I was high.
Crimson---> Because I was drunk.
Grey---> Because your mum told me to.
Green---> Because I'm retarded.
Lawn Green---> Because the voices told me to.
Lavender---> Because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Magenta---> Because I hate myself.
Pink---> Because I'm stupid.
Raspberry---> Because someone offered me 1,000,000 vBux.
Teal---> Because I love my family.
Blue---> Because that's what I do.
Red---> Because it made me look cool.
Sect Blue---> Because I was horny.
Black---> Because I'm a badass.
Purple---> Because it felt good.
Default (Standard)---> Because That's How I roll.
Other---> Because I had a boner.



My Sentence is:
I kissed the computer because I love my family. :p


Now Post Yours...
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Jango
07-01-2013, 07:25 AM #56
Jimmie_Rustles
Do a barrel roll!
I fell in love with a goat because I had a boner. Eek
07-01-2013, 08:08 AM #57
Jango
I love my kitteh
I chocked on a goat because that is what I do.
07-01-2013, 07:28 PM #58
Hayden
Climbing up the ladder
i fell i love with a nija because a voice told me to hahah
07-01-2013, 07:35 PM #59
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Gambler
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Originally posted by Machine View Post
So basically all you do is:

1. Pick the month you joined NGU (NextGenUpdate)
2. Pick the first letter of your Username.
3. Pick the colour of your Username.

POST RESULTS!

DO NOT SPAM!

1. Pick The Month You Joined NGU.

January---> I fell in love with...
February---> I ate...
March---> I smacked...
April---> I sang to...
May---> I gave my number to...
June---> I murdered...
July---> I shot...
August---> I danced with...
September---> I choked on...
October---> I went out with....
November---> I kissed...
December---> I hugged...



2. Pick The First Letter Of Your Username.

A---> A homeless guy...
B---> Your mum...
C---> A banana...
D---> A fork...
E---> A Mexican...
F---> A gangster...
G---> A ninja...
H---> A Random NGU Member...
I---> My best friend...
J---> A goat...
K---> My Dog...
L---> My Dad...
M---> The Computer...
N---> Machine...
O---> My neighbour...
P---> Myself...
Q---> A Soda...
R---> A pickle...
S---> Justin Bieber...
T---> A stuffed animal...
U---> A weirdo...
V---> A sock...
W---> A doctor...
X---> Outsider...
Y---> A policeman...
Z---> My brother...
Other---> My Best Friends Sister...



3. Pick the colour of your Username.

Bright Green---> Because I was high.
Crimson---> Because I was drunk.
Grey---> Because your mum told me to.
Green---> Because I'm retarded.
Lawn Green---> Because the voices told me to.
Lavender---> Because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Magenta---> Because I hate myself.
Pink---> Because I'm stupid.
Raspberry---> Because someone offered me 1,000,000 vBux.
Teal---> Because I love my family.
Blue---> Because that's what I do.
Red---> Because it made me look cool.
Sect Blue---> Because I was horny.
Black---> Because I'm a badass.
Purple---> Because it felt good.
Default (Standard)---> Because That's How I roll.
Other---> Because I had a boner.



My Sentence is:
I kissed the computer because I love my family. :p


Now Post Yours...

June- G- Former orange
I murdered a ninja, too lazy to see color.
08-04-2013, 03:51 AM #60
Originally posted by Pichu View Post
I fell in love with myself because it feels good.

Is this a story of me masturbating?

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XD wow
08-04-2013, 03:55 AM #61
I ate my dog Because that's how I roll.
....no
08-31-2013, 10:12 PM #62
I murdered a sock Because your mum told me to.
09-01-2013, 03:58 AM #63
Dan
I'm a god.
I shot Justin Bieber because that's what I do.
09-01-2013, 11:35 AM #64
Gommy
I’m too L33T
I choked on... A ninja... Because that's what I do.

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