Post: Chemistry jokes
02-03-2013, 04:04 AM #1
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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Magnesium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol
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02-03-2013, 04:09 AM #2
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lmfao :(=:
02-03-2013, 04:13 AM #3
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Originally posted by Lovol View Post
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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Helium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol


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02-03-2013, 05:09 AM #4
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02-03-2013, 05:47 AM #5
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I would make another chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

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02-03-2013, 06:17 AM #6
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Originally posted by CLM View Post
I would make another chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.
I don't Cn end to your puns. (=
02-03-2013, 06:23 AM #7
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Originally posted by Lovol View Post
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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Helium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol


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02-03-2013, 06:43 AM #8
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Originally posted by Lovol View Post
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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Helium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol

Lol the Element one made me Laugh
02-03-2013, 06:55 AM #9
Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

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02-03-2013, 07:35 PM #10
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Originally posted by Lovol View Post
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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Helium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol


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-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Helium pregnant?
OMg


Shouldn't it be Magnesium? It would of made it better

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