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02-03-2013, 04:04 AM #1
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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Magnesium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol
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02-03-2013, 07:45 PM #11
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Are you made up of Barium, Silicon, Carbon, Bismuth, Technetium, and Hydrogen?

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Shouldn't it be Magnesium? It would of made it better
Thanks for catching that. That's what it was meant to be. Smile
02-03-2013, 09:32 PM #12
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Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

K

Two atoms were walking down a street, when one says to the other: "Oh no! I just lost an electron!".... "Are you sure?", "im positive."


I will not boron you with anymore.

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02-03-2013, 10:14 PM #13
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omg actually they were nice
02-03-2013, 10:36 PM #14
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I was going to say a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon
02-04-2013, 07:31 PM #15
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Originally posted by Lovol View Post
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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Magnesium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol


Got a chat up line for you.

Girl you must be filled with berillium, gold and titanium. Cause you are BeAuTiful

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02-04-2013, 09:23 PM #16
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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02-05-2013, 01:09 AM #17
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? He was booked for salt and battery. I should go kill myself I know.. inb4 a hundred breaking bad quotes!

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02-06-2013, 04:24 AM #18
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Originally posted by Mr.Kane View Post
Got a chat up line for you.

Girl you must be filled with berillium, gold and titanium. Cause you are BeAuTiful


Helium, yttrium, selenium, xenon
02-07-2013, 01:27 AM #19
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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN!!!!


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