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02-03-2013, 04:04 AM #1

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-What do you do with a sick scientist?
You can't curium, you can't helium, you have to barium!

-What did the scientist's wife say when she found out Oxygen got Magnesium pregnant?
OMg

-Is Silicon the same in Spanish?
Si

-Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na

-What do you call a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY

inb4 half of you don't get them. And yeah, nerdy lol

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02-07-2013, 02:02 AM #20

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I'm starting to forget my old chemistry jokes, I used to know alkynes.

02-08-2013, 06:07 PM #21

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Originally posted by K5

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

You beat me to that one haha

02-08-2013, 08:49 PM #22

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