(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok so say when you're born. you have your umbilical cord right. what if that was cut off and you died. but its a parallel universe so its not cut off until you are 15 or older or you will die. so for 15 years you have to walk around behind your mother and follow here everywhere and she had to go with you everywhere until you are 15 years old lol this will make for some very awkward moments.. amirite lol tell me what you think if this was the way it was lmao..

LOL so i guess you better get high inb4 you die amirite xD

Given the fact your mother provides you with everything you need it would be pointless. That why it is cut and removed.

I'm just going to get out of this thread and go ahead and masturbate.

Parents will have to go through school till' like 9th 8th grade that'll suck.

lol yea that would suck