Post: How To: Cover up when fapping
03-02-2014, 08:28 PM #1
Haley
docters & repco
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Cien, Cmd-X, xKtF
03-03-2014, 01:53 AM #20
ResistTheSun
In Flames Much?
Avatar mixed with the thread contents go together.

My only other advice is to work in a tissue factory.
03-03-2014, 03:03 AM #21
Haley
docters & repco
Educational use only. Will be posting a How To on fapping when you're at a friends house later on.
03-03-2014, 03:29 AM #22
xKtF
In my man cave
Originally posted by Nike
Hello all. I'm making this thread because I myself have been caught a few times and I wanted to give a little tutorial on how to cover up the scene when you're done fapping.

This is made for noobs that fap and leave a mess for someone else to obviously see.

Step 1: FAP IN THE BATHROOM. This is the easiest and most private place to cover up.
Step 2: When you're about to explode, explode on the floor. I'm assuming you have tile or hardwood bathroom floors, so make sure it ALL gets on the ground. If you have carpet, well sorry.
Step 3: Take a tissue or paper towel and wipe it all up off the floor.
Step 4: Take a bottle of lotion and/or hand sanitizer, and squirt 3 (MAKE SURE ITS 3 SQUIRTS OR YOU WILL GET CAUGHT) squirts onto the area that you aimed towards and infected. ALSO, make sure the lotion/hand sanitizer are scented. A strong scent preferably.
Step 5: This is where you begin to exit. Keep the door shut, and locked if you can. Flush the toilet TWICE, so it looks like you clogged the toilet and are flushing twice to make sure it all goes down.
Step 6: Spray the room with air freshener if you can. Also, turn on the sink when spraying. It will seem like you're cleaning up and ready to leave.
Step 7: Open the door and exit. Don't be suspicious and run to your room. Make sure you act natural.





Or if this is too complicated, just fap in the shower.

Thanks for reading and I hope your experience goes well. Enjoy more stealth than ever.

Fuck I did 4 squirts and got caught FML ;(
03-03-2014, 03:29 AM #23
tunde1992
League Champion
Originally posted by Madison
I lay on my back and cum into my mouth, it's better for the environment and requires less cleaning.


Madison , Your Profile Picture? IS...IS.. That ..Sperm?
03-03-2014, 06:27 AM #24
zecaben
League Champion
Well I got a bathroom in my room, so yeah... But One tine I accidentally squirt 4 times and I got caught, thanks for the tut. lol XD


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03-03-2014, 08:12 AM #25
Originally posted by tunde1992 View Post
Madison , Your Profile Picture? IS...IS.. That ..Sperm?


Yes, all my avatars are just cropped pages from H-manga.
03-03-2014, 06:29 PM #26
Leal
Pepe #1 Fan
What if I don't have a bathroom? >:<
Not clear enough >:<
03-04-2014, 04:41 AM #27
lol man your hilarious ive been reading your post. :yes:
03-04-2014, 09:45 PM #28
I just do it when no ones home. Just get your tissues and air freshener.

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