Hello all. I'm making this thread because I myself have been caught a few times and I wanted to give a little tutorial on how to cover up the scene when you're done fapping.

This is made for noobs that fap and leave a mess for someone else to obviously see.

Step 1: FAP IN THE BATHROOM. This is the easiest and most private place to cover up.
Step 2: When you're about to explode, explode on the floor. I'm assuming you have tile or hardwood bathroom floors, so make sure it ALL gets on the ground. If you have carpet, well sorry.
Step 3: Take a tissue or paper towel and wipe it all up off the floor.
Step 4: Take a bottle of lotion and/or hand sanitizer, and squirt 3 (MAKE SURE ITS 3 SQUIRTS OR YOU WILL GET CAUGHT) squirts onto the area that you aimed towards and infected. ALSO, make sure the lotion/hand sanitizer are scented. A strong scent preferably.
Step 5: This is where you begin to exit. Keep the door shut, and locked if you can. Flush the toilet TWICE, so it looks like you clogged the toilet and are flushing twice to make sure it all goes down.
Step 6: Spray the room with air freshener if you can. Also, turn on the sink when spraying. It will seem like you're cleaning up and ready to leave.
Step 7: Open the door and exit. Don't be suspicious and run to your room. Make sure you act natural.





Or if this is too complicated, just fap in the shower.

Thanks for reading and I hope your experience goes well. Enjoy more stealth than ever.

This is the dumbest thread ever..


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