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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

I lost my phone i cant text you.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

lol that was a laugh xD +rep

That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you I would be coming(cumming) too.

nice dress but it would look better on my floor.

Go back to a time when lying had yet to be invented, then scream; "IF WE DON'T ALL HAVE A HUGE ORGY RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD'S GONNA END... No ugly mares."
lol

Aren't one liners jokes? Since when has NGU been full of guys with god awful chat up lines

Make me a sammich.

im not telling you this to impress you but.... im batman