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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

When you dont know anyone , Your as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

Explain this to me, I don't understand :confused:

I've got a few,

Are you a lumberjack? Cuz you just gave me wood

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only Ten-I-See

Hey baby i lost my number can i have yours.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

Believe me, my mind is no where near messed up enough to think this one up, but I read it in a remote part of the internet and lol'd.

Did you fall from heaven? because i have an erection

Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?

You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

CATCH A GOAT YOU`VE HAVE PULLED

Pink = Main 1

if you were a booger id pick u first

my best one liner that always works is .

Hello my name is harry wanne have sex?