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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

They are all Good

3 words to **** any chick you see..."No means yes"

Wanna go get some pizza and ****? No! what you don't like pizza?


Hey wanna ****? No i have a boyfriend! so i have a gold fish. So! well i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.


there you go even though they're kind of jokes.

Any winner ever decided on this?

I was curious too. What happened to this who competition? xD

Got any Italian in you?...want some?
The only way that dress would look better is crumpled up at the foot of my bed.
Wanna play hide the canoli?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away loool

can i have a picture of you, so next year i can show santa exactly what i want for christmas.

Somebody needs to give God a call, cuz he has lost an angel.

Are you from a different planet? cuz your ass is out of this world.

Im tired of hanging with JILL all the time, do you think you could pick up where she left off?(Jill as in look at your hand palm down and your fingers spell jill )