Post: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
08-05-2016, 01:55 PM #1
Cryptic
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


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You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
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08-05-2016, 01:56 PM #2
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Originally posted by Cryptic View Post
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


Non color version:


You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.


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08-05-2016, 01:57 PM #3
who you talking about :salll:
08-05-2016, 01:59 PM #4
Red
Life In Technicolor
Originally posted by Cryptic View Post
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


Non color version:


You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.


Did you not win MOTM? O wait tears
08-05-2016, 02:02 PM #5
Originally posted by Cryptic View Post


What the fuck did you just fucking say about my emails, you little uninformed voter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Yale Law, and I’ve been involved in numerous initiatives to alleviate poverty and I have helped over 8 million children get health insurance. I am trained in progressivism and I’m the top politician in the entire US Democratic Party. You are nothing to me but just another hater. I will wipe your ignorance the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of progressives across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better stop believing everything Fox News tells you, maggot. Instead of focusing on Benghazi and flip flopping on cherry-picked issues, look to what I've done. You’re fucking ignorant, kid. I've broken glass ceilings everywhere, every time, and I voted for progressive legislation in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in the Senate. Not only am I extensively trained in compromising to get things done, but I have access to the nearly entire arsenal of Bernie Sanders’s grassroots campaign organizers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable lack of knowledge off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have done your fucking research before supporting that racist pumpkin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price while he gets richer you goddamn idiot. I will shit progressivism all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
08-05-2016, 02:16 PM #6
Cryptic
Former Staff | Content Manager
Originally posted by EYE
Did your db get sold for £150 Kappa


:lol:

Originally posted by Red View Post
Did you not win MOTM? O wait tears


I spent money on better shit. :ha!:

Originally posted by Tapir View Post
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my emails, you little uninformed voter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Yale Law, and I’ve been involved in numerous initiatives to alleviate poverty and I have helped over 8 million children get health insurance. I am trained in progressivism and I’m the top politician in the entire US Democratic Party. You are nothing to me but just another hater. I will wipe your ignorance the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of progressives across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better stop believing everything Fox News tells you, maggot. Instead of focusing on Benghazi and flip flopping on cherry-picked issues, look to what I've done. You’re fucking ignorant, kid. I've broken glass ceilings everywhere, every time, and I voted for progressive legislation in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in the Senate. Not only am I extensively trained in compromising to get things done, but I have access to the nearly entire arsenal of Bernie Sanders’s grassroots campaign organizers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable lack of knowledge off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have done your fucking research before supporting that racist pumpkin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price while he gets richer you goddamn idiot. I will shit progressivism all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


wat
08-05-2016, 02:32 PM #7
I like tawtles.
08-05-2016, 02:58 PM #8
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Originally posted by Cryptic View Post
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


Non color version:


You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.


Wow totally original -1/10.

You know its bad when toke has higher quality shit posts.

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08-05-2016, 03:48 PM #9
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Originally posted by Cryptic View Post
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


Non color version:


You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.


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