Post: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
08-05-2016, 01:55 PM #1
Cryptic
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


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You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
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08-05-2016, 06:12 PM #11
Jincos
Do a barrel roll!
The navy seal copypasta never gets old lol
08-05-2016, 06:17 PM #12
Originally posted by Cryptic View Post
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


Non color version:


You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.


Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to moderate the forums, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on NGU‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die?
Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND FUCKING CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC.
Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fucking over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fucking borin’. Every single person who reads your "Reported Posts" are fucking stoopid. They’re fucking ignorant little cunts. And you’re just a fucking retard.

Kappa
08-05-2016, 06:52 PM #13
Alt
Banned
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
08-06-2016, 08:10 PM #14
Joel
[move]Sal:madsal::laim:[/move]
laims veiny dick in my ass, that massive head in first, as I squeeze my cheeks tight, thrusting hard as he pulls my hair. And I scream for him.. DEEPER. I turn to face him, and see his lavishing beard. At this point I realise.. I want his juicy children in my mouth. As his rock hard, throbbing penis hits the back of my throat.. I lose it. I can feel the warm rush of his seed fill my rectum, I did it i made my master cum. laims veiny dick in my ass, that massive head in first, as I squeeze my cheeks tight, thrusting hard as he pulls my hair. And I scream for him.. DEEPER. I turn to face him, and see his lavishing beard. At this point I realise.. I want his juicy children in my mouth. As his rock hard, throbbing penis hits the back of my throat.. I lose it. I can feel the warm rush of his seed fill my rectum, I did it i made my master cum. He proceeds to slap my face with his warm, veiny cock. Laim takes my hand and leads me to the kitchen where he bends me over the table and puts a wooden spoon in my mouth. He proceeds to shove his erect cock in my entrance. I was dressed in my usual leather assless chaps. We were stationed behind the wishing well in which we nicknamed it, the fucking well for obvious reasons

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08-06-2016, 10:01 PM #15
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08-07-2016, 05:47 PM #16
λмεя
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08-07-2016, 06:37 PM #17
Nana
Can’t trickshot me!
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of you little fuckers banning me off the ShoutBox! Just WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? Piece of shit, funny thing is you're sitting 24/7 in front of your fucking computer, lurking all the time, because you're an edgy little fgt. Maybe someday when you eventually turn 40, you'll realize that you're a fucking dickhead and completely wasted your life. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realization that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin fgt with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking threads on NextGenUpdate. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realize someone replied to your shitty mindless thread and you gained some rep, you autistic fuck. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking social reject. You disgust me.
08-08-2016, 10:51 AM #18
Alt
Banned
Originally posted by Cryptic View Post
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and Im the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. Youre fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking banned, kiddo.


Non color version:


You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.



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08-08-2016, 12:11 PM #19
Joel
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