Originally posted by Cryptic
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
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You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to moderate the forums, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on NGU‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die?
Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND FUCKING CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC.
Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fucking over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fucking borin’. Every single person who reads your "Reported Posts" are fucking stoopid. They’re fucking ignorant little cunts. And you’re just a fucking retard.