Cryptic
Former Staff | Content Manager
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
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You opened the non color version? You fucking racist.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am moderator of the month at NextGenUpdate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in General Discussion, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keybored warfare and I’m the top poster in the Reported Posts Section. You are nothing to me but just another member to ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking to me like that on the internet? Think again, fgt. As we speak I am contacting our dank owners Outsider and Maggals1 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, fgt. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking negged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the negs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass rep off the face of NGU, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.