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01-31-2010, 06:09 PM
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NextGenCow Applications
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What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
How much grass do you consume per day?
How many stomachs do you have?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Do you chew the cud?
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
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Once again. thankyou for expressing you interest in the NextGenCows
Thankyou and good luck,
-Favo
-Jayy
-Jim
-Paul
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Well, thankyou for showing your interest in the NextGenCows. Please copy and paste the template below and answer all questions.
How much grass do you consume per day?
How many stomachs do you have?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Do you chew the cud?
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
Whats More If You Become A NextGenCow You Will Receive A Sexy Signature With Your Name On
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Once again. thankyou for expressing you interest in the NextGenCows
Thankyou and good luck,
-Favo
-Jayy
-Jim
-Paul
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01-31-2010, 06:14 PM
#4
psychobe@n
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Originally posted by Mooo
NextGenCow Applications
Well, thankyou for showing your interest in the NextGenCows. Please copy and paste the template below and answer all questions.
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
How much grass do you consume per day?
How many stomachs do you have?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Do you chew the cud?
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
Whats More If You Become A NextGenCow You Will Receive A Sexy Signature With Your Name On
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Once again. thankyou for expressing you interest in the NextGenCows
Thankyou and good luck,
-Favo
-Jayy
-Jim
Well, thankyou for showing your interest in the NextGenCows. Please copy and paste the template below and answer all questions.
How much grass do you consume per day?
How many stomachs do you have?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Do you chew the cud?
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
Whats More If You Become A NextGenCow You Will Receive A Sexy Signature With Your Name On
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Once again. thankyou for expressing you interest in the NextGenCows
Thankyou and good luck,
-Favo
-Jayy
-Jim
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows? I am a farmer so used to cows
also a jersey cow so very creamy milk. How much grass do you consume per day? As much as i can moooooo
How many stomachs do you have? 4
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make? A "Mooooo"
Do you chew the cud? Yes i do
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
I would moo
thanks
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01-31-2010, 06:18 PM
#6
Cpt.S
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What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
mooo (I have huge udders)
How much grass do you consume per day?
MOOO (1.5 cubic miles)
How many stomachs do you have?
MOO (4)
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Moooo (Moooooooo !)
Do you chew the cud?
yes? (lol)
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornade and fly?
Mooooooo (B)
mooo moo moooooooooooo mooo mooo moo (also look at this
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mooo (I have huge udders)
How much grass do you consume per day?
MOOO (1.5 cubic miles)
How many stomachs do you have?
MOO (4)
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Moooo (Moooooooo !)
Do you chew the cud?
yes? (lol)
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornade and fly?
Mooooooo (B)
mooo moo moooooooooooo mooo mooo moo (also look at this
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01-31-2010, 06:39 PM
#7
Paul
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What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
I can bring much mooing and laziness and my general halfcastness in the form of white/black skin. I also graze like a boss.
How much grass do you consume per day?
God, I think the question would be how much grass DON'T I consume in a day? Like I said I graze like a boss, you put me in a field and it's like "Shit where'd all the grass go?" and it's sat in my 15th stomach feelin' good.
Crop circles? Blast that shit, that's what happens when my farmer put me in his field! People were all like "WTF Aliens!" as I sat there looking at my creation feeling good with grass in the stomachs. (Not #2,4 or #8 though!)
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How many stomachs do you have?
15, I store small children in #2,4 and #8 and the rest are for grass, lots of it.
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
I'm not sure about the noise, but I'd make this face:
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Actually, in terms of noise it'd sound like what the space station makes when it docks with the space shuttle, like a large MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the form of a space hiss.
Do you chew the cud?
I ruminate like a bitch, not only do I chew the cud I spit the cud out just so I can graze on that shit again. Damn cud is good.
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
C). I'd fly into the nearest cattle field whilst mooing, when I landed I'd be hailed as a hero among my people and worshipped and given golden grass to eat and many female cows to fornicate with and udders to suck.
I can bring much mooing and laziness and my general halfcastness in the form of white/black skin. I also graze like a boss.
How much grass do you consume per day?
God, I think the question would be how much grass DON'T I consume in a day? Like I said I graze like a boss, you put me in a field and it's like "Shit where'd all the grass go?" and it's sat in my 15th stomach feelin' good.
Crop circles? Blast that shit, that's what happens when my farmer put me in his field! People were all like "WTF Aliens!" as I sat there looking at my creation feeling good with grass in the stomachs. (Not #2,4 or #8 though!)
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How many stomachs do you have?
15, I store small children in #2,4 and #8 and the rest are for grass, lots of it.
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
I'm not sure about the noise, but I'd make this face:
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Actually, in terms of noise it'd sound like what the space station makes when it docks with the space shuttle, like a large MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the form of a space hiss.
Do you chew the cud?
I ruminate like a bitch, not only do I chew the cud I spit the cud out just so I can graze on that shit again. Damn cud is good.
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
C). I'd fly into the nearest cattle field whilst mooing, when I landed I'd be hailed as a hero among my people and worshipped and given golden grass to eat and many female cows to fornicate with and udders to suck.
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01-31-2010, 06:44 PM
#9
Cpt.S
Banned
Originally posted by Paulingtons
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
I can bring much mooing and laziness and my general halfcastness in the form of white/black skin. I also graze like a boss.
How much grass do you consume per day?
God, I think the question would be how much grass DON'T I consume in a day? Like I said I graze like a boss, you put me in a field and it's like "Shit where'd all the grass go?" and it's sat in my 15th stomach feelin' good.
How many stomachs do you have?
15, I store small children in #2,4 and #8 and the rest are for grass, lots of it.
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
I'm not sure about the noise, but I'd make this face:
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Actually, in terms of noise it'd sound like what the space station makes when it docks with the space shuttle, like a large MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the form of a space hiss.
Do you chew the cud?
I ruminate like a bitch, not only do I chew the cud I spit the cud out just so I can graze on that shit again. Damn cud is good.
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
C). I'd fly into the nearest cattle field whilst mooing, when I landed I'd be hailed as a hero among my people and worshipped and given golden grass to eat and many female cows to fornicate with and udders to suck.
I can bring much mooing and laziness and my general halfcastness in the form of white/black skin. I also graze like a boss.
How much grass do you consume per day?
God, I think the question would be how much grass DON'T I consume in a day? Like I said I graze like a boss, you put me in a field and it's like "Shit where'd all the grass go?" and it's sat in my 15th stomach feelin' good.
How many stomachs do you have?
15, I store small children in #2,4 and #8 and the rest are for grass, lots of it.
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
I'm not sure about the noise, but I'd make this face:
You must login or register to view this content.
Actually, in terms of noise it'd sound like what the space station makes when it docks with the space shuttle, like a large MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the form of a space hiss.
Do you chew the cud?
I ruminate like a bitch, not only do I chew the cud I spit the cud out just so I can graze on that shit again. Damn cud is good.
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
C). I'd fly into the nearest cattle field whilst mooing, when I landed I'd be hailed as a hero among my people and worshipped and given golden grass to eat and many female cows to fornicate with and udders to suck.
You stole my picture. lol
01-31-2010, 06:48 PM
#10
ꜛ
Banned
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows? more milk
How much grass do you consume per day? 8 lbs
How many stomachs do you have? 69?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make? mowrooo
Do you chew the cud? yes
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
How much grass do you consume per day? 8 lbs
How many stomachs do you have? 69?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make? mowrooo
Do you chew the cud? yes
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
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