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01-31-2010, 06:09 PM
#1
NextGenCow Applications
Well, thankyou for showing your interest in the NextGenCows. Please copy and paste the template below and answer all questions.
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
How much grass do you consume per day?
How many stomachs do you have?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Do you chew the cud?
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
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Once again. thankyou for expressing you interest in the NextGenCows
Thankyou and good luck,
-Favo
-Jayy
-Jim
-Paul
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Well, thankyou for showing your interest in the NextGenCows. Please copy and paste the template below and answer all questions.
How much grass do you consume per day?
How many stomachs do you have?
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Do you chew the cud?
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
Whats More If You Become A NextGenCow You Will Receive A Sexy Signature With Your Name On
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Once again. thankyou for expressing you interest in the NextGenCows
Thankyou and good luck,
-Favo
-Jayy
-Jim
-Paul
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01-31-2010, 07:00 PM
#11
spf357
Do a barrel roll!
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
Well, a hard question, but easy to answer. What does a real cow need? Black and white points.
Here are the black:
......
Here a the white:
How much grass do you consume per day?
Enough to fart so much methan that somebody stand behind me die
How many stomachs do you have? 4
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
What the mooo
Do you chew the cud?
Of course, i do
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
I would fine the nearest tornado and moo when i fly
Well, a hard question, but easy to answer. What does a real cow need? Black and white points.
Here are the black:
......
Here a the white:
How much grass do you consume per day?
Enough to fart so much methan that somebody stand behind me die
How many stomachs do you have? 4
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
What the mooo
Do you chew the cud?
Of course, i do
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
I would fine the nearest tornado and moo when i fly
01-31-2010, 07:04 PM
#12
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
Well the farmers say im a quickie, therefore they love me. And my milk is A+ quality.
How much grass do you consume per day?
About half a ton, they call me fatty
How many stomachs do you have?
6
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
MOOchie Mama
Do you chew the cud?
Hell nah, just swallow
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
Well the farmers say im a quickie, therefore they love me. And my milk is A+ quality.
How much grass do you consume per day?
About half a ton, they call me fatty
How many stomachs do you have?
6
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
MOOchie Mama
Do you chew the cud?
Hell nah, just swallow
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
01-31-2010, 07:12 PM
#13
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
01-31-2010, 07:43 PM
#15
Greked
Brute
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
Your first black cow that can ride a longboard and surf!
How much grass do you consume per day?
Enough to shit all over the farm
How many stomachs do you have?
Lets just say I don't know when to stop
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
meowwww
Do you chew the cud?
Yes, a lot!
If you were a cow would you:
find the nearest tornado and fly?
Your first black cow that can ride a longboard and surf!
How much grass do you consume per day?
Enough to shit all over the farm
How many stomachs do you have?
Lets just say I don't know when to stop
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
meowwww
Do you chew the cud?
Yes, a lot!
If you were a cow would you:
find the nearest tornado and fly?
01-31-2010, 09:09 PM
#16
Honey
Senpai
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
A fair amount of beef and
a few pints of milk.
How much grass do you consume per day?
Approximately this much
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How many stomachs do you have?
Over 9000.
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Ca Cor!!! Like a seagull.
Do you chew the cud?
I prefer to rape mine..
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
A.. I've already done B and C.. Getting kinda repetitive now.. You must login or register to view this content.
A fair amount of beef and
a few pints of milk.
How much grass do you consume per day?
Approximately this much
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How many stomachs do you have?
Over 9000.
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
Ca Cor!!! Like a seagull.
Do you chew the cud?
I prefer to rape mine..
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
A.. I've already done B and C.. Getting kinda repetitive now.. You must login or register to view this content.
01-31-2010, 09:09 PM
#17
iSaboteur
Error… Cat invasion!
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
I am very talented in the arts of assassination and mooing...
How much grass do you consume per day?
37 pounds and a moo...
How many stomachs do you have?
37 and a moo...
If I was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
I'd rather not answer this question, but since you asked... it kind of sounds like a girl when she's... mooing!
Do you chew the cud?
Only on the weekends. Weekdays I'm at school and my teachers banned the chewing of cud in the classroom.
If you were a cow would you:
b) Moo
I am very talented in the arts of assassination and mooing...
How much grass do you consume per day?
37 pounds and a moo...
How many stomachs do you have?
37 and a moo...
If I was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
I'd rather not answer this question, but since you asked... it kind of sounds like a girl when she's... mooing!
Do you chew the cud?
Only on the weekends. Weekdays I'm at school and my teachers banned the chewing of cud in the classroom.
If you were a cow would you:
b) Moo
01-31-2010, 09:19 PM
#18
Under Alts Bed
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Buahahaah..... ha.
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
Moooooooo *cow-like qualities*.
How much grass do you consume per day?
Moooooo *enough to make my poop green*
How many stomachs do you have?
Moooooooooo *1 but i can get more.... seriously :S*
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
MOOOOOOOOO! *Save it till tonight... Darling.*
Do you chew the cud?
Moooooooo *indeed, although i prefer to watch the lady cows chew cud :cool:*
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
MOOOOOOO! *Id rather have 4 of my babes at my udders
*
*Translated from cow-"nese"*
What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
Moooooooo *cow-like qualities*.
How much grass do you consume per day?
Moooooo *enough to make my poop green*
How many stomachs do you have?
Moooooooooo *1 but i can get more.... seriously :S*
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
MOOOOOOOOO! *Save it till tonight... Darling.*
Do you chew the cud?
Moooooooo *indeed, although i prefer to watch the lady cows chew cud :cool:*
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
MOOOOOOO! *Id rather have 4 of my babes at my udders
**Translated from cow-"nese"*
01-31-2010, 10:49 PM
#19
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
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