What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
I bring the qualities of.... sexuality -
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Mooo!
How much grass do you consume per day?
I don't eat grass, i eat seafood. I like me some Lobster! Oh and the squid! Have you been to that place down the road? Ohhh its amazing!
How many stomachs do you have?
Well i was born with 1337, however i sadly pooped one out, left me with only 1336. :/
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
"Rawr, bbz"
Do you chew the cud?
Oh you don't wanna know what i do with that cud...
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
C) - Beacause i would fly up high for 6 years, in which time i would invent the mooing ray, a device which lets out acid milk, to destroy all other farm animals! Mwahahahahah! ah!
Mooo!