What qualities can you bring to the NextGenCows?
I can bring much mooing and laziness and my general halfcastness in the form of white/black skin. I also graze like a boss.
How much grass do you consume per day?
God, I think the question would be how much grass DON'T I consume in a day? Like I said I graze like a boss, you put me in a field and it's like "Shit where'd all the grass go?" and it's sat in my 15th stomach feelin' good.
Crop circles? Blast that shit, that's what happens when my farmer put me in his field! People were all like "WTF Aliens!" as I sat there looking at my creation feeling good with grass in the stomachs. (Not #2,4 or #8 though!)
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How many stomachs do you have?
15, I store small children in #2,4 and #8 and the rest are for grass, lots of it.
If i was to pull your udder what noise would you make?
I'm not sure about the noise, but I'd make this face:
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Actually, in terms of noise it'd sound like what the space station makes when it docks with the space shuttle, like a large MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the form of a space hiss.
Do you chew the cud?
I ruminate like a bitch, not only do I chew the cud I spit the cud out just so I can graze on that shit again. Damn cud is good.
If you were a cow would you:
a) graze a lot
b) moo
c) find the nearest tornado and fly?
C). I'd fly into the nearest cattle field whilst mooing, when I landed I'd be hailed as a hero among my people and worshipped and given golden grass to eat and many female cows to fornicate with and udders to suck.