Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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07-23-2012, 09:19 PM
#497
NorCal
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Oh no, it's a barney staff thinking that he's funny,
You're a bigger joke on staff than the fucking Easter Bunny,
Gets banned from the SB than runs straight to Outie,
This post is about to get real bloody for serious, Casey Anthony,
With the same suffix, I'll spit these bars and do it loudly
If you can't take it in the public, I'll thread ban you proudly.
You're a bigger joke on staff than the fucking Easter Bunny,
Gets banned from the SB than runs straight to Outie,
This post is about to get real bloody for serious, Casey Anthony,
With the same suffix, I'll spit these bars and do it loudly
If you can't take it in the public, I'll thread ban you proudly.
OMG BRO!!!!11!1 You have the potential to be the next lil wayne (what a achievement :ha!
Also, if im a barney, what the fuck are you? A hedgehog? And bitch, some of you rap hurt a lil
kay:---------- Post added at 05:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:13 PM ----------
Originally posted by Ninja
Oh no, it's a barney staff thinking that he's funny,
You're a bigger joke on staff than the fucking Easter Bunny,
Gets banned from the SB than runs straight to Outie,
This post is about to get real bloody for serious, Casey Anthony,
With the same suffix, I'll spit these bars and do it loudly
If you can't take it in the public, I'll thread ban you proudly.
You're a bigger joke on staff than the fucking Easter Bunny,
Gets banned from the SB than runs straight to Outie,
This post is about to get real bloody for serious, Casey Anthony,
With the same suffix, I'll spit these bars and do it loudly
If you can't take it in the public, I'll thread ban you proudly.
Im not a rapper but here it goes :fa:
We have a lil nerd whos a mod on NGU
Acting like a bad ass to grow his lil epen
to impress his lil b-Friend.
My first post in this thread, so can i rap :fa:
07-23-2012, 09:23 PM
#498
MLB
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
Oh no, it's a barney staff thinking that he's funny,
You're a bigger joke on staff than the fucking Easter Bunny,
Gets banned from the SB than runs straight to Outie,
This post is about to get real bloody for serious, Casey Anthony,
With the same suffix, I'll spit these bars and do it loudly
If you can't take it in the public, I'll thread ban you proudly.
You're a bigger joke on staff than the fucking Easter Bunny,
Gets banned from the SB than runs straight to Outie,
This post is about to get real bloody for serious, Casey Anthony,
With the same suffix, I'll spit these bars and do it loudly
If you can't take it in the public, I'll thread ban you proudly.
07-23-2012, 09:24 PM
#499
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by NorCal
OMG BRO!!!!11!1 You have the potential to be the next lil wayne (what a achievement :ha! Also, if im a barney, what the fuck are you? A hedgehog?
And bitch, some of you rap hurt a lilkay:
---------- Post added at 05:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:13 PM ----------
Im not a rapper but here it goes :fa:
We have a lil nerd whos a mod on NGU
Acting like a bad ass to grow his lil epen
to impress his lil b-Friend.
My first post in this thread, so can i rap :fa:
Also, if im a barney, what the fuck are you? A hedgehog? And bitch, some of you rap hurt a lil
kay:---------- Post added at 05:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:13 PM ----------
Im not a rapper but here it goes :fa:
We have a lil nerd whos a mod on NGU
Acting like a bad ass to grow his lil epen
to impress his lil b-Friend.
My first post in this thread, so can i rap :fa:
Best get back in your bed and cringe, ha.
See, when you get at him, there's no holding him back,
You might just get lucky, but if not, he'll crack.
Calling him a nerd cause he's an ngu mod is low,
Say that to his face and you'd be on your knees and ready to blow.
E-peen is what it's about homie,
Get those green rep bars; try to show me.
Now you messed with bull, so you'll get the horns,
Goin' mack32, you're the boy, we're the thorns.
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07-23-2012, 09:28 PM
#500
07-23-2012, 09:32 PM
#501
MLB
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
MLB, the NextGenReject that stands for "My life blows",
Demoted and banned and still here with all of his LQP Posts,
I bet no one even put some vbux on the events you chose,
Admins took a look at the vBookies and said, "Do we need those?"
Demoted and banned and still here with all of his LQP Posts,
I bet no one even put some vbux on the events you chose,
Admins took a look at the vBookies and said, "Do we need those?"
07-23-2012, 09:33 PM
#502
NorCal
Banned
Originally posted by Lovol
Lawl, coming at my boy Ninja?
Best get back in your bed and cringe, ha.
See, when you get at him, there's no holding him back,
You might just get lucky, but if not, he'll crack.
Calling him a nerd cause he's an ngu mod is low,
Say that to his face and you'd be on your knees and ready to blow.
E-peen is what it's about homie,
Get those green rep bars; try to show me.
Now you messed with bull, so you'll get the horns,
Goin' mack32, you're the boy, we're the thorns.
Best get back in your bed and cringe, ha.
See, when you get at him, there's no holding him back,
You might just get lucky, but if not, he'll crack.
Calling him a nerd cause he's an ngu mod is low,
Say that to his face and you'd be on your knees and ready to blow.
E-peen is what it's about homie,
Get those green rep bars; try to show me.
Now you messed with bull, so you'll get the horns,
Goin' mack32, you're the boy, we're the thorns.
Your 14, and I would fight Ninja, people seen me, I play line on offense for football, and took first place in shot put for our district meat last year, but anyway, lets get to it, shall we? (Im not calling ninja out, we'll never meet IRL, just saying :p)
Look here,
We got a 14 YO trying to act like a badass
saying hes backing up his lil B-Friend who has the big E-Pen
But wait,
Hes a mod on NGU,thats all i need say
so please run along,
but before you go
if im a barney, does that mean your a hedgehog?
(Best rep evaaaa :fa: )
07-23-2012, 09:38 PM
#504
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by NorCal
Your 14, and I would fight Ninja, people seen me, I play line on offense for football, and took first place in shot put for our district meat last year, but anyway, lets get to it, shall we? (Im not calling ninja out, we'll never meet IRL, just saying :p)
Look here,
We got a 14 YO trying to act like a badass
saying hes backing up his lil B-Friend who has the big E-Pen
But wait,
Hes a mod on NGU,thats all i need say
so please run along,
but before you go
if im a barney, does that mean your a hedgehog?
(Best rep evaaaa :fa: )
Look here,
We got a 14 YO trying to act like a badass
saying hes backing up his lil B-Friend who has the big E-Pen
But wait,
Hes a mod on NGU,thats all i need say
so please run along,
but before you go
if im a barney, does that mean your a hedgehog?
(Best rep evaaaa :fa: )
Your name is Norcal :lol: home of the green card.
That's right, I'm calling out Cali,
More raps ahead, shall we?
Naw, you wouldn't do it, your ass is wack,
Sad thing is your call outs are stupid as fack.
Please don't respond, for your own safety,
Go back in your room and play Call Me Maybe.
07-23-2012, 09:46 PM
#505
NorCal
Banned
Originally posted by Lovol
Best rap eva made me lol hard,
Your name is Norcal :lol: home of the green card.
That's right, I'm calling out Cali,
More raps ahead, shall we?
Naw, you wouldn't do it, your ass is wack,
Sad thing is your call outs are stupid as fack.
Please don't respond, for your own safety,
Go back in your ream and replay call me maybe.
Your name is Norcal :lol: home of the green card.
That's right, I'm calling out Cali,
More raps ahead, shall we?
Naw, you wouldn't do it, your ass is wack,
Sad thing is your call outs are stupid as fack.
Please don't respond, for your own safety,
Go back in your ream and replay call me maybe.
If you got NGU problems I feel bad for you son,
we got 14 14YO's, and Lovols sure one.
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