Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-13-2011, 08:11 AM
#11
The Clipse
Dame Los Nuggets Plz
Its not hard to rhyme just got to think of the right words,
my rhymes so ill, I'll make you up-chuck your innards.
Straight devilish flow, there isn't a flaw in lingering,
get ready for some more, this is only the beginning.
My raps tighter than Asian pussy, colder than Moscow,
there's really no chance of you winning, go ahead and stop right now.
Don't post a comment unless your ready for an epic battle,
I'm done with this shit kids, leave a grown man to his work, here, play with this rattle.
my rhymes so ill, I'll make you up-chuck your innards.
Straight devilish flow, there isn't a flaw in lingering,
get ready for some more, this is only the beginning.
My raps tighter than Asian pussy, colder than Moscow,
there's really no chance of you winning, go ahead and stop right now.
Don't post a comment unless your ready for an epic battle,
I'm done with this shit kids, leave a grown man to his work, here, play with this rattle.
10-13-2011, 10:26 AM
#12
Lopez.
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Originally posted by Blackstorm
I'm sorry but that shit was straight as a rainbow, hate to rain on yo' parade bro,
but that shit was about as good as TheSilent's lame flow. Don't take it personal though,
I just tend to excel mo'. Here's some advice, when you play with the big boys, step up yo' flow
before you get shitted on, use this as an exampo' (example lol)
but that shit was about as good as TheSilent's lame flow. Don't take it personal though,
I just tend to excel mo'. Here's some advice, when you play with the big boys, step up yo' flow
before you get shitted on, use this as an exampo' (example lol)
Nigga you shouldn't be raping your lame as TheSilent
But don't worry I got this, but don't suicide yourself to this but hey listen to this,
Mother ****er, You shouldn't have made this thread, It stinks like a rotting apple
And while you get garden hoes, I get bitches, And while I'm ****ing them, you get some ugly ass witches
Buy hey don't cry, Just cus you have a gold star, doesn't mean your as cool as Dopey
Hey but remember this moment so you know what time I made you cry, but don't worry your still fly, but alright I'm outie, you can start saying shit about me.
10-13-2011, 10:40 AM
#13
Null ReacT
Most Dope!
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10-13-2011, 12:41 PM
#15
Cade
Guest
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
Ohai Blackstorm, how ya doing? SIKE! I don't care how you are doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1111!!!!
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10-13-2011, 07:16 PM
#17
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
Alright, I got one hand on my bitch and one hand on the switch
Got a nice yellow bitch brighter than a sunkist
Put the pipe to your head then put it on your bitch
All black hummer and wide like Rick
Unload the 7 bullets call that Michael Vick
Dont hate that my defense is strong
Ya'll can never sleep on me like a pillow made of stone
I went and took your bitch and now she ironing my jeans
All you pussy fags are fake like you actin in a scene
If you ain't talkin money dont bring it to me
I'm on a money sea diet, skinny dippin in the green
Your girl spread her thighs and i'm gettin in between
Then I beat the pussy up, Muhammad Ali
I'm stoppin before I hurt anyone :p
10-13-2011, 07:44 PM
#18
Cory
User needs a dick
Originally posted by Smurf
put a gun in ya mouth, suck my dick
im in the pocket trigger happy.. mike vick
i stay doing it my way, speeding through life like its the highway
my dick got me stuck in a phase, stay ****ing bitches for days
im like rodgers scoring all night.. defense gonna weep
in the endzone, lambeau leap
im in the pocket trigger happy.. mike vick
i stay doing it my way, speeding through life like its the highway
my dick got me stuck in a phase, stay ****ing bitches for days
im like rodgers scoring all night.. defense gonna weep
in the endzone, lambeau leap
What does "mike vick" have to do with any of that? Just because it rhyme'd doesn't mean through it in there.
10-13-2011, 07:49 PM
#19
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Thoughts viscous and vicious
lips red raw from kisses
my wishes, to start off some disses
that will make delete miss the bowl when he pisses.
Risks i take
my mind keeps me awake coz i gyrate
when i think about gays
like wocka flocka the fake-
ass bitch, i would take
a drill to his bitch face
and wont stop till i end his disgrace of a life
and then get a knife
to cut up any faggot that follows in his stride
although i'm white
I could still give a fright
to prominent rappers with the shite-
that i type
but i gotta go now, my mom's being a dyke.
I suck at rapping :p
lips red raw from kisses
my wishes, to start off some disses
that will make delete miss the bowl when he pisses.
Risks i take
my mind keeps me awake coz i gyrate
when i think about gays
like wocka flocka the fake-
ass bitch, i would take
a drill to his bitch face
and wont stop till i end his disgrace of a life
and then get a knife
to cut up any faggot that follows in his stride
although i'm white
I could still give a fright
to prominent rappers with the shite-
that i type
but i gotta go now, my mom's being a dyke.
I suck at rapping :p
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