Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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07-23-2012, 11:57 PM
#507
Originally posted by Elkyeim
I'm gonna serve you up like my name was Matt
Let's get a glimpse of your future
"Would you like fries with that"
You fail every class, time to consider a tutor
You can choose your mode of trasportation
The bus or a scooter
Look at at you son, you're a disgrace
It's not my fault opportunity slammed its
Door in your face
You're going to be in this school so long
You'll probably take the janitor's place
Rookie, should have thought twice about playing hookie
I heard that when you run out of fingers to count on
You start using cookies
When your mouth's not runnin' you're Sausage suckin'
I pull mad women and you ain't gettin' nuthin'
Check it, I ain't scared of ya
The only time you get a decent meal is in the lunchroom cafeteria....
Let's get a glimpse of your future
"Would you like fries with that"
You fail every class, time to consider a tutor
You can choose your mode of trasportation
The bus or a scooter
Look at at you son, you're a disgrace
It's not my fault opportunity slammed its
Door in your face
You're going to be in this school so long
You'll probably take the janitor's place
Rookie, should have thought twice about playing hookie
I heard that when you run out of fingers to count on
You start using cookies
When your mouth's not runnin' you're Sausage suckin'
I pull mad women and you ain't gettin' nuthin'
Check it, I ain't scared of ya
The only time you get a decent meal is in the lunchroom cafeteria....
Your raps so broke, it's stolen from yahoo answers,
Did you laugh cuz' you thought that I wouldn't notice it after?,
I have a public hit list, and you've been highly requested,
I'd be rich if I had 2 cents for every time they suggested-
for you to be demolished from every page of this forum,
You're more annoying to look at than Rick fuckn' Santorum,
Never fucking quote any of these posts with my name,
This is the internet buddy, and you just lost You must login or register to view this content..
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07-24-2012, 12:20 AM
#508
kissysissy
Can’t trickshot me!
okay yall fools weak i come harder then that meal from last week yall fools can't rap im the mac at this game matter of fact i wreck this lame as thang yall busta be playing bring yall maynes cuase we ganna be busting you hear this dop flow you already know is kissy sissy i catch you then throw u in a misty forest with a dead florist you like how i do this i call it rap terrorist im socking these beats with my feet ima beast rememeber me and pray for me at ur feast or you will be deceased
-goldie remix kissysissy
-goldie remix kissysissy
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07-24-2012, 12:33 AM
#509
O.P
[move]:run:[/move]
Originally posted by kissysissy
okay yall fools weak i come harder then that meal from last week yall fools can't rap im the mac at this game matter of fact i wreck this lame as thang yall busta be playing bring yall maynes cuase we ganna be busting you hear this dop flow you already know is kissy sissy i catch you then throw u in a misty forest with a dead florist you like how i do this i call it rap terrorist im socking these beats with my feet ima beast rememeber me and pray for me at ur feast or you will be deceased
-goldie remix kissysissy
-goldie remix kissysissy
Your fucking flow is just truly pathetic.
Your flow's like your fucking dick, yeah its prosthetic
by that I mean its fake,
give up the mic and quit, for fucks sake!
Your momma rhymes better than you,
even when my dicks in her mouth, it's still motherfucking true
you're on of those pussys who acts all hard
but it looks like we caught you off guard
rhyming like a new born baby
and you should get off the mic and maybe
get a job.
07-24-2012, 12:40 AM
#510
CLM
[b]They say sorry Mr. West is..[/b]
Originally posted by kissysissy
okay yall fools weak i come harder then that meal from last week yall fools can't rap im the mac at this game matter of fact i wreck this lame as thang yall busta be playing bring yall maynes cuase we ganna be busting you hear this dop flow you already know is kissy sissy i catch you then throw u in a misty forest with a dead florist you like how i do this i call it rap terrorist im socking these beats with my feet ima beast rememeber me and pray for me at ur feast or you will be deceased
-goldie remix kissysissy
-goldie remix kissysissy
Roxbury Boston where this rapper was originated
Your flow is wasted your lines intoxicated
Many debated, the blood nigga comin for the throat of the unaided
44 mags and frags, guns related
Kissy Sissy soundin like some bitch hooker
I get the T pusha packs stayin close to the Booker
The fat stacks is what I like Washing in Tons
Dont fight the bull unless you want the horns like Mr Nonz
An Odd Future would have you bein successful
My rhymes go retarded, stay in class, you're special
07-24-2012, 12:50 AM
#511
kissysissy
Can’t trickshot me!
Originally posted by OFWGKT
Your fucking flow is just truly pathetic.
Your flow's like your fucking dick, yeah its prosthetic
by that I mean its fake,
give up the mic and quit, for fucks sake!
Your momma rhymes better than you,
even when my dicks in her mouth, it's still motherfucking true
you're on of those pussys who acts all hard
but it looks like we caught you off guard
rhyming like a new born baby
and you should get off the mic and maybe
get a job.
Your flow's like your fucking dick, yeah its prosthetic
by that I mean its fake,
give up the mic and quit, for fucks sake!
Your momma rhymes better than you,
even when my dicks in her mouth, it's still motherfucking true
you're on of those pussys who acts all hard
but it looks like we caught you off guard
rhyming like a new born baby
and you should get off the mic and maybe
get a job.
you suck at rapping give it up im wearing the crown and the jacket you lame as fuck
we all know you but fuck you're mom now get of ur as and buy a car stop dick riding or be dispatched back to mars you ugly fuck you're a troll you deserve to be rick rolled in you're life god gave you 9 cuase you're a fuck up face it you're a disgrace you brand gtfo or youll be in the back of my van opening cans yeah im saying ur my bitch
i tell you when to piss drink and shit you though i was shrink now you know i run with the big boys hoe
now know when to stfu or youll get hit with an uppercut u dumb fuck
---------- Post added at 07:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:42 PM ----------
Originally posted by ClutchLikeMelo
Roxbury Boston where this rapper was originated
Your flow is wasted your lines intoxicated
Many debated, the blood nigga comin for the throat of the unaided
44 mags and frags, guns related
Kissy Sissy soundin like some bitch hooker
I get the T pusha packs stayin close to the Booker
The fat stacks is what I like Washing in Tons
Dont fight the bull unless you want the horns like Mr Nonz
An Odd Future would have you bein successful
My rhymes go retarded, stay in class, you're stay special
Your flow is wasted your lines intoxicated
Many debated, the blood nigga comin for the throat of the unaided
44 mags and frags, guns related
Kissy Sissy soundin like some bitch hooker
I get the T pusha packs stayin close to the Booker
The fat stacks is what I like Washing in Tons
Dont fight the bull unless you want the horns like Mr Nonz
An Odd Future would have you bein successful
My rhymes go retarded, stay in class, you're stay special
i like ur flow butt ur still not all that yo im just having fun don't get mad or get the gun with the red light catch you in the light then switch to dark ur a nark a fool thinking you can handle this god bow down or be gone its ofwgkta you know the deal get with it or have nials in ur heels yes everbody lies so why don't you come be a real guy and face up oh u cant ur a chump with 100% punk alil bitch hunk sugar cube don't doubt the fued hes talking to you now do like i said bow down
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07-24-2012, 04:42 AM
#513
TheRock_
Climbing up the ladder
Originally posted by Lovol
:despise:
jdsakfhakjdshf
jdsakfhakjdshf
now evary body from the 313 put ya mother fuckin hands up and follow me
now evary body from the 313 put ya mother fuckin hands
luck luck
now as he stands tough notice that this man did not have his hands up
this free worlds got you gassed up now whos afrade of the big bad wolf
1,2,3 a to tha 4
1pac 2pac 3pac 4 4pac 3pac 2pac 1 hes pac ur pac no pac none
this guys no mother fuckin mc i know evary thing hes gotta say against me i am whith i am a fuckin bum i do live in a trailer with my mum,
my boy future is an open tum
i do have a dum friend named chedder bob who shoots him self in his leg with his own gun,
and i did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps,
and wane did fuck my girl but im still standing hear screaming fuck the free world
now how dare you judge me due you dont know what the fuck ive been throug,
but i know some thing about you, you went to crambrook thats a private school
whats amatta dog you embaraced this guys a gangsta his real name is clerance
and clerance sit at home with both parents
and clerance's parents have a real good marrage.
this guy dont wonna battle hes shuck their's no such things as half way crooks
hes scared to death scared to look in his fuckin year book fuck crambrook
fuck a beat i go acapella,
fuck poppa dot,
fuck a clock,
fuck a trailler,
fuck evaryone,
im a piece of fuckin white trash i say it prouds me,
fuck this battle i dont wanna win hear im outy tell these people something they dont know about me.
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