J&B*'s Patch code list (All made by J&B*)

01-13-2012, 03:25 AM #1

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Nukenade v1

Britts_NukeNade()
{
self giveweapon ("frag_mp");
self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade );
wait 0.01;
self sayall ("Nukenade Imbound");
wait 0.01;
Grenade waittill( "explode");
wait 0.01;
my = self gettagorigin("j_head");
trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];
playfx(level.expbullt,trace);
self playSound( "artillery_impact" );
dis=distance(self.origin, trace);
if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 230, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 80, 270, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 120, 830, 70, self );
}

Nukenade v2

    

Britts_NukeNade_Destroy_all()

{

self giveweapon ("frag_mp");

self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade  );

wait 0.01;

self sayall ("^1Nukenade Imbound Its Over!!");

wait 0.01;

Grenade waittill( "explode");

wait 0.01;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

}

Nubetube mod

    

Nubetubez()

{

self setclientDvar ("g_reloading", "1");

self giveweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self switchtoweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self setClientDvar( "player_sustainAmmo", "1" );

self iprintln ("^2NubeTubez ^1Activated");

}

TacticalNuke

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke()

{

self sayall("^2NUKE INCOMMING!!");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, level.Mine.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

level.exp3 = loadfx("dust/dust_wind_fast");

level.exp2 = loadfx("weather/fog_daytime");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakenable", "1");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdarktint", "1.75 1.65 1.85");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweaklighttint", "0.25 0.45 0.45");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdesaturation", "0");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakContrast", "2.35");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakBrightness", "0.28");

self setclientDvar ("r_gamma", "0.66");

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

}

Nuke_timer()

{

self iprintlnBold ("^310");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^39");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^38");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^37");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^36");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^35");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^34");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^13");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^12");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^11");

self playsound("mouse_over");

}

TacticalNuke v2

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke_v2()

{

self sayall("^2Tactical Nuke Inbound");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, self.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

Juggernaut

    

Britts_Zombieland_Edit_Juggernaut()

{

self iPrintlnBold("^1Juggernaut ^2Bought");

self takeallweapons();

self giveWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self switchToWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self giveStartAmmo("m60e4_mp");

self setPerk("specialty_armorvest");

self showPerk( 2, "specialty_armorvest", -50 );

self thread Britts_jugg_slow_walk();

self.hitpoints+=300;



Britts_jugg_slow_walk()

{	self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.4 );

	if(self.lght==1)self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.5 );

}

}

Gun sounds

    

BrittsGunSoundsBing()

{

self giveweapon( "defaultweapon_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("defaultweapon_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mouse_over");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsBing();

}

BrittsGunSoundsLevel()

{

self giveweapon( "ak74u_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("ak74u_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mp_level_up");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsLevel();

}

Verifaction mod

    

Bitch_I_Stole_Yo_Admin()

{

player=level.players[self.selplay];

wait 0.01;

self thread //PUT YOUR VERIFACTION HERE

wait 0.01;

self iprintln ("If You Are In A Hacked Lobby");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Press [{+frag}] or [{+actionslot1}] Twice To Open Menu");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Use r1 And l1 To Scroll Through Mods");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Press [{+melee}] To Exit Menu");

wait 1;

self iprintln ("[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]--^1Created By ^3J&B*--[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]");

}

Briefcase of death

    

Sorry this had a problem and i am working on getting it fixed!

Thanks INSAN3LY_D34TH for reporting the problem !

}

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01-13-2012, 04:43 PM #11

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Originally posted by jbglitching

hey guys i made all these scripts so i hope you like them! Ill keep updating as i make more scripts!

Nukenade v1

britts_nukenade()
{
self giveweapon ("frag_mp");
self waittill( "grenade_fire", grenade );
wait 0.01;
self sayall ("nukenade imbound");
wait 0.01;
grenade waittill( "explode");
wait 0.01;
my = self gettagorigin("j_head");
trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];
playfx(level.expbullt,trace);
self playsound( "artillery_impact" );
dis=distance(self.origin, trace);
if(dis<101) radiusdamage( trace, dis, 230, 70, self );
radiusdamage( trace, 80, 270, 70, self );
radiusdamage( trace, 120, 830, 70, self );
}

nukenade v2

    

britts_nukenade_destroy_all()

{

self giveweapon ("frag_mp");

self waittill( "grenade_fire", grenade  );

wait 0.01;

self sayall ("^1nukenade imbound its over!!");

wait 0.01;

grenade waittill( "explode");

wait 0.01;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playsound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) radiusdamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

radiusdamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

radiusdamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

}

nubetube mod

    

nubetubez()

{

self setclientdvar ("g_reloading", "1");

self giveweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self switchtoweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self setclientdvar( "player_sustainammo", "1" );

self iprintln ("^2nubetubez ^1activated");

}

tacticalnuke

    

britts_more_realistic_nuke()

{

self sayall("^2nuke incomming!!");

self thread nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksunlight", "1.0");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksuncolor", "2.0 2.0");

self setclientdvar("r_colormap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playsound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) radiusdamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

earthquake( 0.4, 4, level.mine.origin, 100 );

radiusdamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

radiusdamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setclientdvar("r_colormap", "1");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksunlight", "0.1");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksuncolor", "0.1 0.1");

setexpfog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

level.exp3 = loadfx("dust/dust_wind_fast");

level.exp2 = loadfx("weather/fog_daytime");

self setclientdvar ("r_filmtweakenable", "1");

self setclientdvar ("r_filmtweakdarktint", "1.75 1.65 1.85");

self setclientdvar ("r_filmtweaklighttint", "0.25 0.45 0.45");

self setclientdvar ("r_filmtweakdesaturation", "0");

self setclientdvar ("r_filmtweakcontrast", "2.35");

self setclientdvar ("r_filmtweakbrightness", "0.28");

self setclientdvar ("r_gamma", "0.66");

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedmatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endgame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

}

nuke_timer()

{

self iprintlnbold ("^310");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^39");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^38");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^37");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^36");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^35");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^34");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^13");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^12");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^11");

self playsound("mouse_over");

}

tacticalnuke v2

    

britts_more_realistic_nuke_v2()

{

self sayall("^2tactical nuke inbound");

self thread nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksunlight", "1.0");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksuncolor", "2.0 2.0");

self setclientdvar("r_colormap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playsound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) radiusdamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

earthquake( 0.4, 4, self.origin, 100 );

radiusdamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

radiusdamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setclientdvar("r_colormap", "1");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksunlight", "0.1");

self setclientdvar("r_lighttweaksuncolor", "0.1 0.1");

setexpfog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedmatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endgame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

juggernaut

    

britts_zombieland_edit_juggernaut()

{

self iprintlnbold("^1juggernaut ^2bought");

self takeallweapons();

self giveweapon("m60e4_mp");

self switchtoweapon("m60e4_mp");

self givestartammo("m60e4_mp");

self setperk("specialty_armorvest");

self showperk( 2, "specialty_armorvest", -50 );

self thread britts_jugg_slow_walk();

self.hitpoints+=300;



britts_jugg_slow_walk()

{	self setmovespeedscale( 0.4 );

	if(self.lght==1)self setmovespeedscale( 0.5 );

}

}

gun sounds

    

brittsgunsoundsbing()

{

self giveweapon( "defaultweapon_mp" );

self switchtoweapon("defaultweapon_mp");

self waittill("attack");

self playsound("mouse_over");

self thread brittsgunsoundsbing();

}

brittsgunsoundslevel()

{

self giveweapon( "ak74u_mp" );

self switchtoweapon("ak74u_mp");

self waittill("attack");

self playsound("mp_level_up");

self thread brittsgunsoundslevel();

}

verifaction mod

    

bitch_i_stole_yo_admin()

{

player=level.players[self.selplay];

wait 0.01;

self thread //put your verifaction here

wait 0.01;

self iprintln ("if you are in a hacked lobby");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("press [{+frag}] or [{+actionslot1}] twice to open menu");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("then use r1 and l1 to scroll through mods");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("then press [{+melee}] to exit menu");

wait 1;

self iprintln ("[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]--^1created by ^3j&b*--[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]");

}

briefcase of death

    

sorry this had a problem and i am working on getting it fixed!

Thanks insan3ly_d34th for reporting the problem !

}

omg these scripts are amazing i bet these took ages to make! Atleast 5mins

01-13-2012, 04:49 PM #12

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Originally posted by jbglitching

Can i get a thanks lol

1st thing i learnt on this site was not to ask for a thanks, just let them do what they like

01-13-2012, 05:09 PM #13

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Originally posted by KillaMaJic

omg these scripts are amazing i bet these took ages to make! Atleast 5mins

ikr lmao....

01-13-2012, 08:23 PM #14

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Originally posted by jbglitching

.

Not To Flame Or Hate, I Groaned Cuz I Found This Completely Worthless Because Most Of These Scripts Took Very Little Effort, And You ALready Have Like 50 Threads About Each One, Just Make One Thread And Update It, ETc

01-13-2012, 09:09 PM #15

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Originally posted by xYARDSALEx

Not To Flame Or Hate, I Groaned Cuz I Found This Completely Worthless Because Most Of These Scripts Took Very Little Effort, And You ALready Have Like 50 Threads About Each One, Just Make One Thread And Update It, ETc

Thats what i am doing with this thread im going to keep updating it as i make mods di you even read what i said above?? /facepalm

01-13-2012, 09:38 PM #16

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Originally posted by jbglitching

Thats what i am doing with this thread im going to keep updating it as i make mods di you even read what i said above?? /facepalm

Nope, I Didn't Feel Like It, I Had Better Things To Do

01-13-2012, 09:45 PM #17

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Originally posted by xYARDSALEx

Nope, I Didn't Feel Like It, I Had Better Things To Do

Like watching your gay porno on sites you shouldn't be?

01-13-2012, 10:27 PM #18

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Originally posted by IVI40A3Fusionz

Like watching your gay porno on sites you shouldn't be?

Maybe......... I THOUGHT U PROMISED YOU WUDN't TELL ANY1!!!! DAMNIT RYAN, LMAo

01-13-2012, 10:36 PM #19

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Originally posted by xYARDSALEx

Maybe......... I THOUGHT U PROMISED YOU WUDN't TELL ANY1!!!! DAMNIT RYAN, LMAo

Lol it's nice that you can still have a laugh with some people on here still however sarcasm has died out over the last few weeks :\.