J&B*'s Patch code list (All made by J&B*)

01-13-2012, 03:25 AM #1

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Nukenade v1

Britts_NukeNade()
{
self giveweapon ("frag_mp");
self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade );
wait 0.01;
self sayall ("Nukenade Imbound");
wait 0.01;
Grenade waittill( "explode");
wait 0.01;
my = self gettagorigin("j_head");
trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];
playfx(level.expbullt,trace);
self playSound( "artillery_impact" );
dis=distance(self.origin, trace);
if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 230, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 80, 270, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 120, 830, 70, self );
}

Nukenade v2

    

Britts_NukeNade_Destroy_all()

{

self giveweapon ("frag_mp");

self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade  );

wait 0.01;

self sayall ("^1Nukenade Imbound Its Over!!");

wait 0.01;

Grenade waittill( "explode");

wait 0.01;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

}

Nubetube mod

    

Nubetubez()

{

self setclientDvar ("g_reloading", "1");

self giveweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self switchtoweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self setClientDvar( "player_sustainAmmo", "1" );

self iprintln ("^2NubeTubez ^1Activated");

}

TacticalNuke

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke()

{

self sayall("^2NUKE INCOMMING!!");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, level.Mine.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

level.exp3 = loadfx("dust/dust_wind_fast");

level.exp2 = loadfx("weather/fog_daytime");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakenable", "1");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdarktint", "1.75 1.65 1.85");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweaklighttint", "0.25 0.45 0.45");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdesaturation", "0");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakContrast", "2.35");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakBrightness", "0.28");

self setclientDvar ("r_gamma", "0.66");

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

}

Nuke_timer()

{

self iprintlnBold ("^310");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^39");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^38");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^37");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^36");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^35");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^34");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^13");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^12");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^11");

self playsound("mouse_over");

}

TacticalNuke v2

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke_v2()

{

self sayall("^2Tactical Nuke Inbound");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, self.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

Juggernaut

    

Britts_Zombieland_Edit_Juggernaut()

{

self iPrintlnBold("^1Juggernaut ^2Bought");

self takeallweapons();

self giveWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self switchToWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self giveStartAmmo("m60e4_mp");

self setPerk("specialty_armorvest");

self showPerk( 2, "specialty_armorvest", -50 );

self thread Britts_jugg_slow_walk();

self.hitpoints+=300;



Britts_jugg_slow_walk()

{	self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.4 );

	if(self.lght==1)self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.5 );

}

}

Gun sounds

    

BrittsGunSoundsBing()

{

self giveweapon( "defaultweapon_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("defaultweapon_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mouse_over");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsBing();

}

BrittsGunSoundsLevel()

{

self giveweapon( "ak74u_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("ak74u_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mp_level_up");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsLevel();

}

Verifaction mod

    

Bitch_I_Stole_Yo_Admin()

{

player=level.players[self.selplay];

wait 0.01;

self thread //PUT YOUR VERIFACTION HERE

wait 0.01;

self iprintln ("If You Are In A Hacked Lobby");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Press [{+frag}] or [{+actionslot1}] Twice To Open Menu");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Use r1 And l1 To Scroll Through Mods");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Press [{+melee}] To Exit Menu");

wait 1;

self iprintln ("[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]--^1Created By ^3J&B*--[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]");

}

Briefcase of death

    

Sorry this had a problem and i am working on getting it fixed!

Thanks INSAN3LY_D34TH for reporting the problem !

}

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Originally posted by IVI40A3Fusionz

Lol it's nice that you can still have a laugh with some people on here still however sarcasm has died out over the last few weeks :\.

What The **** Is Sarcasm? :confused:

01-13-2012, 10:43 PM #21

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Originally posted by xYARDSALEx

What The **** Is Sarcasm? :confused:

it's a harsh or bitter derision or irony or can be referred as a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

Like if i said to you:

Taylor or a shit coder just give up :carling: < i'm using sarcasm if you can tell Winky Winky

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EDIT: Like i said that to half the people on this site now they will go mental and have a massive hissy fit about it XD.

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Originally posted by IVI40A3Fusionz

it's a harsh or bitter derision or irony or can be referred as a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

Like if i said to you:

Taylor or a shit coder just give up :carling: < i'm using sarcasm if you can tell Winky Winky

.

EDIT: Like i said that to half the people on this site now they will go mental and have a massive hissy fit about it XD.

I Know Ryan

I Was Using Sarcasm When I Said That, LMAO ......dumbass....

01-16-2012, 01:20 AM #23

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Originally posted by jbglitching

Hey guys i made all these scripts so i hope you like them! Ill keep updating as i make more scripts!

Nukenade v1

Britts_NukeNade()
{
self giveweapon ("frag_mp");
self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade );
wait 0.01;
self sayall ("Nukenade Imbound");
wait 0.01;
Grenade waittill( "explode");
wait 0.01;
my = self gettagorigin("j_head");
trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];
playfx(level.expbullt,trace);
self playSound( "artillery_impact" );
dis=distance(self.origin, trace);
if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 230, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 80, 270, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 120, 830, 70, self );
}

Nukenade v2

    

Britts_NukeNade_Destroy_all()

{

self giveweapon ("frag_mp");

self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade  );

wait 0.01;

self sayall ("^1Nukenade Imbound Its Over!!");

wait 0.01;

Grenade waittill( "explode");

wait 0.01;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

}

Nubetube mod

    

Nubetubez()

{

self setclientDvar ("g_reloading", "1");

self giveweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self switchtoweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self setClientDvar( "player_sustainAmmo", "1" );

self iprintln ("^2NubeTubez ^1Activated");

}

TacticalNuke

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke()

{

self sayall("^2NUKE INCOMMING!!");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, level.Mine.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

level.exp3 = loadfx("dust/dust_wind_fast");

level.exp2 = loadfx("weather/fog_daytime");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakenable", "1");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdarktint", "1.75 1.65 1.85");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweaklighttint", "0.25 0.45 0.45");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdesaturation", "0");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakContrast", "2.35");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakBrightness", "0.28");

self setclientDvar ("r_gamma", "0.66");

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

}

Nuke_timer()

{

self iprintlnBold ("^310");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^39");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^38");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^37");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^36");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^35");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^34");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^13");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^12");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^11");

self playsound("mouse_over");

}

TacticalNuke v2

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke_v2()

{

self sayall("^2Tactical Nuke Inbound");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, self.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

Juggernaut

    

Britts_Zombieland_Edit_Juggernaut()

{

self iPrintlnBold("^1Juggernaut ^2Bought");

self takeallweapons();

self giveWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self switchToWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self giveStartAmmo("m60e4_mp");

self setPerk("specialty_armorvest");

self showPerk( 2, "specialty_armorvest", -50 );

self thread Britts_jugg_slow_walk();

self.hitpoints+=300;



Britts_jugg_slow_walk()

{	self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.4 );

	if(self.lght==1)self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.5 );

}

}

Gun sounds

    

BrittsGunSoundsBing()

{

self giveweapon( "defaultweapon_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("defaultweapon_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mouse_over");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsBing();

}

BrittsGunSoundsLevel()

{

self giveweapon( "ak74u_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("ak74u_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mp_level_up");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsLevel();

}

Verifaction mod

    

Bitch_I_Stole_Yo_Admin()

{

player=level.players[self.selplay];

wait 0.01;

self thread //PUT YOUR VERIFACTION HERE

wait 0.01;

self iprintln ("If You Are In A Hacked Lobby");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Press [{+frag}] or [{+actionslot1}] Twice To Open Menu");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Use r1 And l1 To Scroll Through Mods");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Press [{+melee}] To Exit Menu");

wait 1;

self iprintln ("[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]--^1Created By ^3J&B*--[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]");

}

Briefcase of death

    

Sorry this had a problem and i am working on getting it fixed!

Thanks INSAN3LY_D34TH for reporting the problem !

}

Sooo you basically took all your useless shit, piled it up into one thread, and reposted? :dumb: Please stop ruining this section...

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01-16-2012, 01:28 AM #24

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Originally posted by .Choco

Sooo you basically took all your useless shit, piled it up into one thread, and reposted? :dumb: Please stop ruining this section...

Please stay in the black ops section oh.. theres no need to becouse you can't hack it Not Happy or Sad

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01-16-2012, 01:32 AM #25

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Originally posted by jbglitching

Please stay in the black ops section oh.. theres no need to becouse you can't hack it Not Happy or Sad

!

Holy **** you're retarded. You know SHIT about modding on ANY game. I just posted a ****ing mod menu for Black Ops yesterday and I don't know how to hack it?? I've made 2 COD4 patches and both beat the **** out of yours because they actually work like they're supposed to. You need to just stop pretending you know what you're doing because YOU ****ING DON'T. You write the shittiest scripts I've ever seen and they don't work 99% of the ****ing time. They're not even good ideas! Noobtube mod? Briefcase of death? Who the hell wants your useless shit on this site? Just get the **** out and don't come back until you know what the hell you're doing...

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Originally posted by D34TH

lmao the briefcase of death gives a bomb then takes a second later. it doesnt even hurt/kill the player

    

Dah()

{

	self GiveWeapon( "briefcase_bomb_mp" );

	wait .01;

	self SwitchToWeapon( "briefcase_bomb_mp" );

	wait 1;

	self Suicide();

	self iPrintln( "lol" );

}

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01-16-2012, 03:57 PM #27

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Originally posted by Correy

    

Dah()

{

	self GiveWeapon( "briefcase_bomb_mp" );

	wait .01;

	self SwitchToWeapon( "briefcase_bomb_mp" );

	wait 1;

	self Suicide();

	self iPrintln( "lol" );

}

i bet he posts this on the thread as his

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Originally posted by Correy

    

Dah()

{

	self GiveWeapon( "briefcase_bomb_mp" );

	wait .01;

	self SwitchToWeapon( "briefcase_bomb_mp" );

	wait 1;

	self Suicide();

	self iPrintln( "lol" );

}

LOL and he couldnt even do that? what a fail i bet that took like 20 secs. simple simple simple yet he still failed :lol: sorry J&B but some of the people are right about you in this section. You have made a few 1 or 2 good releases the rest have been shit. Keep your simple scripts to yourself because your clumping up this section with posts yes its something but it is ruining the section whether you know it or not it is. Like i said your simple scripts do not need to be released and is not wanted by the users in this section. its simple easy and just pointless. e.g. my simple scripts inthe W@W section i have not released. i only released 1 script well series of scripts to help people put a player prestige menu together. Just leave simple stuff out this section! Sorry for a lifestory.