J&B*'s Patch code list (All made by J&B*)

01-13-2012, 03:25 AM #1

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Nukenade v1

Britts_NukeNade()
{
self giveweapon ("frag_mp");
self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade );
wait 0.01;
self sayall ("Nukenade Imbound");
wait 0.01;
Grenade waittill( "explode");
wait 0.01;
my = self gettagorigin("j_head");
trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];
playfx(level.expbullt,trace);
self playSound( "artillery_impact" );
dis=distance(self.origin, trace);
if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 230, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 80, 270, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 120, 830, 70, self );
}

Nukenade v2

    

Britts_NukeNade_Destroy_all()

{

self giveweapon ("frag_mp");

self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade  );

wait 0.01;

self sayall ("^1Nukenade Imbound Its Over!!");

wait 0.01;

Grenade waittill( "explode");

wait 0.01;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

}

Nubetube mod

    

Nubetubez()

{

self setclientDvar ("g_reloading", "1");

self giveweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self switchtoweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self setClientDvar( "player_sustainAmmo", "1" );

self iprintln ("^2NubeTubez ^1Activated");

}

TacticalNuke

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke()

{

self sayall("^2NUKE INCOMMING!!");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, level.Mine.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

level.exp3 = loadfx("dust/dust_wind_fast");

level.exp2 = loadfx("weather/fog_daytime");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakenable", "1");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdarktint", "1.75 1.65 1.85");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweaklighttint", "0.25 0.45 0.45");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdesaturation", "0");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakContrast", "2.35");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakBrightness", "0.28");

self setclientDvar ("r_gamma", "0.66");

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

}

Nuke_timer()

{

self iprintlnBold ("^310");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^39");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^38");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^37");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^36");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^35");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^34");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^13");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^12");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^11");

self playsound("mouse_over");

}

TacticalNuke v2

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke_v2()

{

self sayall("^2Tactical Nuke Inbound");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, self.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

Juggernaut

    

Britts_Zombieland_Edit_Juggernaut()

{

self iPrintlnBold("^1Juggernaut ^2Bought");

self takeallweapons();

self giveWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self switchToWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self giveStartAmmo("m60e4_mp");

self setPerk("specialty_armorvest");

self showPerk( 2, "specialty_armorvest", -50 );

self thread Britts_jugg_slow_walk();

self.hitpoints+=300;



Britts_jugg_slow_walk()

{	self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.4 );

	if(self.lght==1)self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.5 );

}

}

Gun sounds

    

BrittsGunSoundsBing()

{

self giveweapon( "defaultweapon_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("defaultweapon_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mouse_over");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsBing();

}

BrittsGunSoundsLevel()

{

self giveweapon( "ak74u_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("ak74u_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mp_level_up");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsLevel();

}

Verifaction mod

    

Bitch_I_Stole_Yo_Admin()

{

player=level.players[self.selplay];

wait 0.01;

self thread //PUT YOUR VERIFACTION HERE

wait 0.01;

self iprintln ("If You Are In A Hacked Lobby");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Press [{+frag}] or [{+actionslot1}] Twice To Open Menu");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Use r1 And l1 To Scroll Through Mods");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Press [{+melee}] To Exit Menu");

wait 1;

self iprintln ("[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]--^1Created By ^3J&B*--[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]");

}

Briefcase of death

    

Sorry this had a problem and i am working on getting it fixed!

Thanks INSAN3LY_D34TH for reporting the problem !

}

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01-16-2012, 07:45 PM #29

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Originally posted by xRaW

LOL and he couldnt even do that? what a fail i bet that took like 20 secs. simple simple simple yet he still failed :lol: sorry J&B but some of the people are right about you in this section. You have made a few 1 or 2 good releases the rest have been shit. Keep your simple scripts to yourself because your clumping up this section with posts yes its something but it is ruining the section whether you know it or not it is. Like i said your simple scripts do not need to be released and is not wanted by the users in this section. its simple easy and just pointless. e.g. my simple scripts inthe W@W section i have not released. i only released 1 script well series of scripts to help people put a player prestige menu together. Just leave simple stuff out this section! Sorry for a lifestory.

I've got a couple of pretty good new mods but I can't be bothered to post them anymore because they get lost in a pile of shitty scripts like that one...

It'll be like this soon..

    

//I made this new mod to give you an rpg, give credit to me if you use



IMadeTheFunctionTheSameAsMyName()

{ 



self giveweapon("rpg_mp");

wait 0.1;

self switchtoweapon("rpg_mp");



}

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Originally posted by reScript

You know what, with the amount of groans he gives I'm surprised he doesn't have negative reputation Happy

I think he is mentally broken to be honest, I can't understand half of what he posts anyway... Happy

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01-16-2012, 08:56 PM #31

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Originally posted by x.

I've got a couple of pretty good new mods but I can't be bothered to post them anymore because they get lost in a pile of shitty scripts like that one...

It'll be like this soon..

    

//I made this new mod to give you an rpg, give credit to me if you use



IMadeTheFunctionTheSameAsMyName()

{ 



self giveweapon("rpg_mp");

wait 0.1;

self switchtoweapon("rpg_mp");



}

i actually lol'd :p

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01-16-2012, 11:51 PM #32

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Originally posted by x.

I think he is mentally broken to be honest, I can't understand half of what he posts anyway... Happy

I am reporting you Winky Winky

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01-17-2012, 02:08 AM #33

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Originally posted by jbglitching

I am reporting you Winky Winky

Hahahaaa, for what? I was talking about you, not to you... :dumb:

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01-17-2012, 02:19 AM #34

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Originally posted by x.

Hahahaaa, for what? I was talking about you, not to you... :dumb:

For trolling my posts and flamming!

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Originally posted by jbglitching

For trolling my posts and flamming!

:lol: :lol: :lol: Moo

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Originally posted by jbglitching

For trolling my posts

says the idiot who got infracted for opening a second account just to repost my codes and troll me

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01-17-2012, 02:41 AM #37

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Originally posted by x.

says the idiot who got infracted for opening a second account just to repost my codes and troll me

It wasent just you , you dumb as* i was about to do the same to ivi to see hm hate i got and you have reported by other users 15 times in the past week what does that tell you!