J&B*'s Patch code list (All made by J&B*)

01-13-2012, 03:25 AM #1

Jacob-And-Britt

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Nukenade v1

Britts_NukeNade()
{
self giveweapon ("frag_mp");
self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade );
wait 0.01;
self sayall ("Nukenade Imbound");
wait 0.01;
Grenade waittill( "explode");
wait 0.01;
my = self gettagorigin("j_head");
trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];
playfx(level.expbullt,trace);
self playSound( "artillery_impact" );
dis=distance(self.origin, trace);
if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 230, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 80, 270, 70, self );
RadiusDamage( trace, 120, 830, 70, self );
}

Nukenade v2

    

Britts_NukeNade_Destroy_all()

{

self giveweapon ("frag_mp");

self waittill( "grenade_fire", Grenade  );

wait 0.01;

self sayall ("^1Nukenade Imbound Its Over!!");

wait 0.01;

Grenade waittill( "explode");

wait 0.01;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

}

Nubetube mod

    

Nubetubez()

{

self setclientDvar ("g_reloading", "1");

self giveweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self switchtoweapon ("m16_gl_mp");

self setClientDvar( "player_sustainAmmo", "1" );

self iprintln ("^2NubeTubez ^1Activated");

}

TacticalNuke

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke()

{

self sayall("^2NUKE INCOMMING!!");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, level.Mine.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

level.exp3 = loadfx("dust/dust_wind_fast");

level.exp2 = loadfx("weather/fog_daytime");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakenable", "1");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdarktint", "1.75 1.65 1.85");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweaklighttint", "0.25 0.45 0.45");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmtweakdesaturation", "0");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakContrast", "2.35");

self setclientDvar ("r_filmTweakBrightness", "0.28");

self setclientDvar ("r_gamma", "0.66");

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

}

Nuke_timer()

{

self iprintlnBold ("^310");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^39");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^38");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^37");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^36");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^35");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnBold ("^34");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^13");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^12");

self playsound("mouse_over");

wait 1;

self iprintlnbold ("^11");

self playsound("mouse_over");

}

TacticalNuke v2

    

Britts_more_realistic_Nuke_v2()

{

self sayall("^2Tactical Nuke Inbound");

self thread Nuke_timer();

wait 10;

self setclientdvar("timescale", ".3");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "1.0");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "2.0 2.0");

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "2");

wait 0.4;

my = self gettagorigin("j_head");

trace=bullettrace(my, my + anglestoforward(self getplayerangles())*100000,true,self)["position"];

playfx(level.expbullt,trace);

self playSound( "artillery_impact" );

dis=distance(self.origin, trace);

if(dis<101) RadiusDamage( trace, dis, 10000000, 10000000, self );

Earthquake( 0.4, 4, self.origin, 100 );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

RadiusDamage( trace, 10000000, 10000000, 10000000, self );

wait 2;

self setClientDvar("r_colorMap", "1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunLight", "0.1");

self setClientDvar("r_lightTweakSunColor", "0.1 0.1");

SetExpFog(256, 512, 1, 1, 1, 0);

wait 0.02;

if( level.rankedMatch ) thread maps\mp\gametypes\_globallogic::endGame( "axis", game["strings"]["allies_eliminated"] );

else map_restart(false);

wait 0.01;

self setclientdvar("timescale", "1");

Juggernaut

    

Britts_Zombieland_Edit_Juggernaut()

{

self iPrintlnBold("^1Juggernaut ^2Bought");

self takeallweapons();

self giveWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self switchToWeapon("m60e4_mp");

self giveStartAmmo("m60e4_mp");

self setPerk("specialty_armorvest");

self showPerk( 2, "specialty_armorvest", -50 );

self thread Britts_jugg_slow_walk();

self.hitpoints+=300;



Britts_jugg_slow_walk()

{	self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.4 );

	if(self.lght==1)self SetMoveSpeedScale( 0.5 );

}

}

Gun sounds

    

BrittsGunSoundsBing()

{

self giveweapon( "defaultweapon_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("defaultweapon_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mouse_over");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsBing();

}

BrittsGunSoundsLevel()

{

self giveweapon( "ak74u_mp" );

self switchToWeapon("ak74u_mp");

self waittill("Attack");

self playSound("mp_level_up");

self thread BrittsGunSoundsLevel();

}

Verifaction mod

    

Bitch_I_Stole_Yo_Admin()

{

player=level.players[self.selplay];

wait 0.01;

self thread //PUT YOUR VERIFACTION HERE

wait 0.01;

self iprintln ("If You Are In A Hacked Lobby");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Press [{+frag}] or [{+actionslot1}] Twice To Open Menu");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Use r1 And l1 To Scroll Through Mods");

wait 0.02;

self iprintln ("Then Press [{+melee}] To Exit Menu");

wait 1;

self iprintln ("[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]--^1Created By ^3J&B*--[{+gostand}][{weapnext}]");

}

Briefcase of death

    

Sorry this had a problem and i am working on getting it fixed!

Thanks INSAN3LY_D34TH for reporting the problem !

}

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01-17-2012, 02:53 AM #38

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Originally posted by jbglitching

It wasent just you , you dumb as* i was about to do the same to ivi to see hm hate i got and you have reported by other users 15 times in the past week what does that tell you!

I'm sorry, I didn't get a word of that. Punctuate ?

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01-17-2012, 05:18 PM #39

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Originally posted by x.

I've got a couple of pretty good new mods but I can't be bothered to post them anymore because they get lost in a pile of shitty scripts like that one...

It'll be like this soon..

    

//I made this new mod to give you an rpg, give credit to me if you use



IMadeTheFunctionTheSameAsMyName()

{ 



self giveweapon("rpg_mp");

wait 0.1;

self switchtoweapon("rpg_mp");



}

OMFG your amazing please make some more? that is such a damn good script please make more!!!!!!!!!!! maybe this will work?

OmgItsASuicideRpg()
{
self giveweapon("rpg_mp");
wait 0.1;
self switchtoweapon("rpg_mp");
wait 3.0;
self suicide();
}

OMG its soo amazing

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