Post: Sexy Analogy: Why Black Ops is Boring
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01-12-2011, 04:23 AM
#1
Cudder
Read My Mind
You meet Becky while you are still a virgin. You and Becky really like each other even though she has a few flaws but you forgive her. You play with Becky for 2 years and you pass up offers to be with other "girls" during the course of your relationship. Sooner or later Becky gets old and you have a new lady in your sights.
Her name is Sally and you ask her out. You spend 60 bucks on her on the first date but when she invites you back upstairs you realize she's actually pretty terrible. When you try to leave she rapes you, over and over and over.
A few months of rehab later you meet Martha. She's better than Sally but you've found yourself so traumatized by the incident with Sally you've lost all faith in "girls". You then try to return to Becky but its just not the same.
So that's why youre bored of Black Ops, got it?
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Cudder ; 01-12-2011 at 10:42 PM.
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01-12-2011, 05:35 AM
#6
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
I'd say Sally is more like that girl you played with because she was a whole lot of fun, but you couldn't take her seriously because she was too wild and had too many issues...But months down the line you realize you actually miss her, and you thought she was just a cheap lay, but in reality she was more than that.
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01-12-2011, 06:53 AM
#8
gola
OVER 9000!
I still play with becky all the damn time and I probably always will, I LOVE HER! She's the best!
P.S. You should make it so you enjoy your first few months with sally but then things get weird and then she rapes you over and over and doesn't let you leave, finally when you escape you go cry on becky's shoulder for awhile, sally was fun the first few months.
P.S. You should make it so you enjoy your first few months with sally but then things get weird and then she rapes you over and over and doesn't let you leave, finally when you escape you go cry on becky's shoulder for awhile, sally was fun the first few months.
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gola ; 01-12-2011 at 06:55 AM.
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