Post: Sexy Analogy: Why Black Ops is Boring
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01-12-2011, 04:23 AM
#1
Cudder
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You meet Becky while you are still a virgin. You and Becky really like each other even though she has a few flaws but you forgive her. You play with Becky for 2 years and you pass up offers to be with other "girls" during the course of your relationship. Sooner or later Becky gets old and you have a new lady in your sights.
Her name is Sally and you ask her out. You spend 60 bucks on her on the first date but when she invites you back upstairs you realize she's actually pretty terrible. When you try to leave she rapes you, over and over and over.
A few months of rehab later you meet Martha. She's better than Sally but you've found yourself so traumatized by the incident with Sally you've lost all faith in "girls". You then try to return to Becky but its just not the same.
So that's why youre bored of Black Ops, got it?
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01-12-2011, 06:50 PM
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Cyber Altair
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01-12-2011, 08:25 PM
#13
Dr.Fox
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Originally posted by Justice
I'd say Sally is more like that girl you played with because she was a whole lot of fun, but you couldn't take her seriously because she was too wild and had too many issues...But months down the line you realize you actually miss her, and you thought she was just a cheap lay, but in reality she was more than that.
Id agree with that. MW2 is so fun when you play it after a long time of blackops. Especially with all the hacked lobbies.
01-12-2011, 10:20 PM
#15
Mr.Kane
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Originally posted by Cudder
Let me explain to you guys why black ops is boring in this simple analogy. I will be using the name Becky to represent cod4, the name Sally to represent mw2, and the name Martha for black ops, let's begin.
You meet Becky while you are still a virgin. You and Becky really like each other even though she has a few flaws but you forgive her. You play with Becky for 2 years and you pass up offers to be with other "girls" during the course of your relationship. Sooner or later Becky gets old and you have a new lady in your sights.
Her name is Sally and you ask her out. You spend 60 bucks on her on the first date but when she invites you back upstairs you realize she's actually pretty terrible. When you try to leave she rapes you, over and over and over.
A few months of rehab later you meet Martha. She's better than Sally but you've found yourself so traumatized by the incident with Sally you've lost all faith in "girls". You then try to return to Becky but its just not the same.
So that's why your bored of Black Ops, got it?
You meet Becky while you are still a virgin. You and Becky really like each other even though she has a few flaws but you forgive her. You play with Becky for 2 years and you pass up offers to be with other "girls" during the course of your relationship. Sooner or later Becky gets old and you have a new lady in your sights.
Her name is Sally and you ask her out. You spend 60 bucks on her on the first date but when she invites you back upstairs you realize she's actually pretty terrible. When you try to leave she rapes you, over and over and over.
A few months of rehab later you meet Martha. She's better than Sally but you've found yourself so traumatized by the incident with Sally you've lost all faith in "girls". You then try to return to Becky but its just not the same.
So that's why your bored of Black Ops, got it?
Very funny, In my school one of the hottest girls is called Becky so
01-12-2011, 10:32 PM
#16
xXM@DM@RCXx
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Originally posted by Justice
I'd say Sally is more like that girl you played with because she was a whole lot of fun, but you couldn't take her seriously because she was too wild and had too many issues...But months down the line you realize you actually miss her, and you thought she was just a cheap lay, but in reality she was more than that.
well said and very true:y: lol
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