Post: Sexy Analogy: Why Black Ops is Boring
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01-12-2011, 04:23 AM
#1
Cudder
Read My Mind
You meet Becky while you are still a virgin. You and Becky really like each other even though she has a few flaws but you forgive her. You play with Becky for 2 years and you pass up offers to be with other "girls" during the course of your relationship. Sooner or later Becky gets old and you have a new lady in your sights.
Her name is Sally and you ask her out. You spend 60 bucks on her on the first date but when she invites you back upstairs you realize she's actually pretty terrible. When you try to leave she rapes you, over and over and over.
A few months of rehab later you meet Martha. She's better than Sally but you've found yourself so traumatized by the incident with Sally you've lost all faith in "girls". You then try to return to Becky but its just not the same.
So that's why youre bored of Black Ops, got it?
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01-14-2011, 05:00 AM
#30
Redweed
Do a barrel roll!
This is how it goes down for me.
When you first met Becky she was a brunette with a body of a goddess, face of an angel, the perfect woman. She was loyal and and know how to cook. You've never experienced anything like Becky before.You like Becky as much as a priest loves raping little children. You would have never left Becky if you didn't hear about Sally.
Sally brought a whole new experience. She was a busty blonde who knew how to party. Sally was fun for a month or two, until she started hooking up with other guys. She looked good, but was stuck up and couldn't even make a bowl of cereal. A few months later, you got tired of putting up with her shit and went out looking for a new girl.
Soon enough you meet Martha. Martha Doesn't look as good as Becky or Sally, but you loved her a lot the first time you meet her. She was fun for a week or two, but then you were bored of her. She was like Sally except without the good looks. The only reason you went with her was because she was new.
When you first met Becky she was a brunette with a body of a goddess, face of an angel, the perfect woman. She was loyal and and know how to cook. You've never experienced anything like Becky before.You like Becky as much as a priest loves raping little children. You would have never left Becky if you didn't hear about Sally.
Sally brought a whole new experience. She was a busty blonde who knew how to party. Sally was fun for a month or two, until she started hooking up with other guys. She looked good, but was stuck up and couldn't even make a bowl of cereal. A few months later, you got tired of putting up with her shit and went out looking for a new girl.
Soon enough you meet Martha. Martha Doesn't look as good as Becky or Sally, but you loved her a lot the first time you meet her. She was fun for a week or two, but then you were bored of her. She was like Sally except without the good looks. The only reason you went with her was because she was new.
01-14-2011, 04:57 PM
#32
FoxkaZ
Retired Super
Becky all the way, 1343 hours with Becky and im still in love with her as i was in day one. I regret when i cheated on her to play with Martha and Sally. Hopefully Becky will never find out and i can keep playing with her:wub:
1343 hours and still counting!
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01-14-2011, 05:01 PM
#33
ez2animate
Space Ninja
01-17-2011, 06:40 AM
#36
RAGEVSFURY
Gym leader
My take on this analogy goes a something like this...(hope OP doesn't mind hehe):p
see,i'm going out with these 3 chicks called Becky,Sally and Martha..
now Becky,she's the oldest of the 3 and she's given me plenty of pleasure throughout the years..i go back to Becky every once in a while to get that good ol' fashioned you know what hehe :p
Sally..a little bit rough round the edges but she's the best of the 3 so far in this 3 way encounter..Sally is smooth as and i can't really get enough of her.she just gives me satisfaction every single time,in every session.:embarrassed:
Martha is a fiesty,young crackerjack!..she's tight,she's raring to go!..boy she's got energy!..yeah,we had a bit of a hiccup at the start, but man once you discover her inner abilities,she'll make u come back for more and more,and i'm loving it,yeah baby!!
see,i'm going out with these 3 chicks called Becky,Sally and Martha..
now Becky,she's the oldest of the 3 and she's given me plenty of pleasure throughout the years..i go back to Becky every once in a while to get that good ol' fashioned you know what hehe :p
Sally..a little bit rough round the edges but she's the best of the 3 so far in this 3 way encounter..Sally is smooth as and i can't really get enough of her.she just gives me satisfaction every single time,in every session.:embarrassed:
Martha is a fiesty,young crackerjack!..she's tight,she's raring to go!..boy she's got energy!..yeah,we had a bit of a hiccup at the start, but man once you discover her inner abilities,she'll make u come back for more and more,and i'm loving it,yeah baby!!
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