Post: Sexy Analogy: Why Black Ops is Boring
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01-12-2011, 04:23 AM
#1
Cudder
Read My Mind
You meet Becky while you are still a virgin. You and Becky really like each other even though she has a few flaws but you forgive her. You play with Becky for 2 years and you pass up offers to be with other "girls" during the course of your relationship. Sooner or later Becky gets old and you have a new lady in your sights.
Her name is Sally and you ask her out. You spend 60 bucks on her on the first date but when she invites you back upstairs you realize she's actually pretty terrible. When you try to leave she rapes you, over and over and over.
A few months of rehab later you meet Martha. She's better than Sally but you've found yourself so traumatized by the incident with Sally you've lost all faith in "girls". You then try to return to Becky but its just not the same.
So that's why youre bored of Black Ops, got it?
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01-13-2011, 10:05 PM
#20
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
01-14-2011, 12:25 AM
#25
SpideyVenom_
Keeper
01-14-2011, 02:51 AM
#28
atreyu9a7x
Climbing up the ladder
more like becky was ur first but she wasn't as crazy since she was immature and naive so things got boring but still, things were amazing between u two since she took ur vcard...and then u met sally who was insane and would do anything...and i mean anything. but it got overwhelming and all u could do was pray for something to happen since u couldnt break things off. she cheated, lied, and broke ur heart. yet u still went back...for the sex. and finally u met martha. u had doubts initially because she was related to ur old friend carly (cod3). Carly was ur first kiss but it was sloppy as F. so when u met martha, u had ur doubts. but after stalking her for a while, u realized that she was a decent girl- what u really needed. but then things got too predictable and she was anything like sally. u missed sally, regardless of how F-ed in the ass she was from all the drugs, anal, and other things guys did to her. and now u have nothing better to do than to occasionally call up sally and try the dating world. but things have changed since u last tried to meet knew people.
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