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Modern Warfare 2



Ok I'll get the list started, feel free to add any weapons I miss. All these weapons I have observed being slandered as "noob" on various threads, so I figured a consolidation was in order I have collaborated these weapons based on complaints from the PSforum, XBforum and IWforum sites.



*Please note that if you use any of the weapons listed below, you are subject to being referred to as a complete and total n00b.



ASSAULT:

SCAR-H

M16A4

M4A1

FAMAS

TAR21

ACR

F2000

*FAL is exempt from noob list unless used with modified controller

*AK47 is for 1337 level 70's only



SMG:

UMP45

MP5k

Vector

P90 (featuring akimbo)

Mini Uzi



LMG:

AUG HBar

RPD

*** Please note no other LMGs are listed due to the fact that NOBODY uses them



SNIPER:

Intervention (w/thermal)

.50cal (HBS)

M21 EBR (when one bullet can't get the job done)

WA2000



SHOTGUN:

Model 1887 (featuring akimbo)

AA-12 (way to spray your mag, n00b)

Striker

Ranger (featuring akimbo)

M1014



LAUNCHER:

Thumper

Javelin ("pro-martyrdom" exploit)

*AT-4 when used as a super M203



HANDGUN:

*Any pistol equipped w/ Tactical knife

featuring perks Marathon/Lightweight/Commando



MACHINE PISTOL:

G18 (featuring akimbo)

PP2000

M93 Raffica (aka "mini M16/FAMAS)



SHIEL

lol



EQUIPMENT:

Claymore (you effing camper!)

C4 (used to protect objectives)

Knife (not throwing knife... just knife)

Flashbang (stop throwing them)



PERKS:

One Man Army (unlimited everything, what!?)

Marathon (rushing low lives)

Scavenger (what's a matter, can't aim?)

Sleight of Hand (multiple mags during one encounter? noob.)



Lightweight (what are you a fairy?)

Danger Close (w/ Javelin glitch... you gotta be kiddin meh)

Cold Blooded (my ac130 gunner can't see you...coward)

Bling (noob tube and silencer?)



Sitrep (lol nvm)

Steady Aim (learn to aim)

Ninja Pro (hbs got ya down?)

Commando (teleportation is for star trek)





KILLSTREAK REWARDS:

Care package (you n00b got an ac130 from 4 kills!? wtfomgbbq)

-Also, when enemies successfully drop the crate on your unsuspecting head

**courtesy of G4

Harrier Strike

Pave Low

Chopper Gunner

AC130

Nuke





GAMEPLAY STRATEGIES:

Camping (w/HBS)

Defensive playing

Rushing

Run and Gun

Sniping

Knifing Only

Shield Wielding



So far this is all I have assembled in terms of weapons, killstreaks and gameplay tactics.



Please feel free to add, comment or flame as you wish- these are forums and I urge you to add your two cents.

Congrats on 1K posts

thanks man. I have been spending too much time on NGU lately. Not complaining, but 1k posts shows it.

Basically every person in the world is noob? Including yourself?

At one point in MW2,EVERYBODY will do one of the listed things above,even people who just got the game.

When you prestige,you're a noob,because you have no choice but to use sleight of hand or marathon,so you must be a noob. You chose too many noob things,which makes it close to impossible at not being a noob while playing MW2.

Join the club dude. I've only really been posting regular since about the start of November ^

By looking your list over i have bad news, I think I am a n00b.

What's wrong noob, sick of getting your ass handed to you???

Get a grip!!!

I'm not. I don't use any weapons or perks. I just float around... float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

he forgot the spaz shotgun and the M1014 shotty.... thoes are actually pretty nooby since only the "leet" campers use them because of their INCREDIBLE fuqin range. its such a lame gun to encounter =/

ok thx what do u have a ps3 or xbox???