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Modern Warfare 2



Ok I'll get the list started, feel free to add any weapons I miss. All these weapons I have observed being slandered as "noob" on various threads, so I figured a consolidation was in order I have collaborated these weapons based on complaints from the PSforum, XBforum and IWforum sites.



*Please note that if you use any of the weapons listed below, you are subject to being referred to as a complete and total n00b.



ASSAULT:

SCAR-H

M16A4

M4A1

FAMAS

TAR21

ACR

F2000

*FAL is exempt from noob list unless used with modified controller

*AK47 is for 1337 level 70's only



SMG:

UMP45

MP5k

Vector

P90 (featuring akimbo)

Mini Uzi



LMG:

AUG HBar

RPD

*** Please note no other LMGs are listed due to the fact that NOBODY uses them



SNIPER:

Intervention (w/thermal)

.50cal (HBS)

M21 EBR (when one bullet can't get the job done)

WA2000



SHOTGUN:

Model 1887 (featuring akimbo)

AA-12 (way to spray your mag, n00b)

Striker

Ranger (featuring akimbo)

M1014



LAUNCHER:

Thumper

Javelin ("pro-martyrdom" exploit)

*AT-4 when used as a super M203



HANDGUN:

*Any pistol equipped w/ Tactical knife

featuring perks Marathon/Lightweight/Commando



MACHINE PISTOL:

G18 (featuring akimbo)

PP2000

M93 Raffica (aka "mini M16/FAMAS)



SHIEL

lol



EQUIPMENT:

Claymore (you effing camper!)

C4 (used to protect objectives)

Knife (not throwing knife... just knife)

Flashbang (stop throwing them)



PERKS:

One Man Army (unlimited everything, what!?)

Marathon (rushing low lives)

Scavenger (what's a matter, can't aim?)

Sleight of Hand (multiple mags during one encounter? noob.)



Lightweight (what are you a fairy?)

Danger Close (w/ Javelin glitch... you gotta be kiddin meh)

Cold Blooded (my ac130 gunner can't see you...coward)

Bling (noob tube and silencer?)



Sitrep (lol nvm)

Steady Aim (learn to aim)

Ninja Pro (hbs got ya down?)

Commando (teleportation is for star trek)





KILLSTREAK REWARDS:

Care package (you n00b got an ac130 from 4 kills!? wtfomgbbq)

-Also, when enemies successfully drop the crate on your unsuspecting head

**courtesy of G4

Harrier Strike

Pave Low

Chopper Gunner

AC130

Nuke





GAMEPLAY STRATEGIES:

Camping (w/HBS)

Defensive playing

Rushing

Run and Gun

Sniping

Knifing Only

Shield Wielding



So far this is all I have assembled in terms of weapons, killstreaks and gameplay tactics.



Please feel free to add, comment or flame as you wish- these are forums and I urge you to add your two cents.

juss bcuz u cnt get a nuke chopper gunner or ac130 means it sucks maybe ur juss da noob cuz maybe u dont even know how to use all those guns u just listed...lol ur such a fail

Yeah the only thing on that list that actually pisses me off is camping with the HBS with cold blooded. I also don't like not knowing some nub is rockin painkiller when I'm on a 20 plus killstreak and I empty enough of my clip to see that they have it, then they magically adjust to the bullets hitting them and shoot me

What you've done there, is pretty much listed every single weapon in the game, lol

so stupid. most pointless thread

dumbest thread ever.

wtf are u talkin about run and gun a noob, oh yea cuz u suk at it LMFAO n quit being a cry baby (cry baby like u is a real noob lol)

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close this stupid thread so lame

douchebag!

............................idk what to say