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Modern Warfare 2



Ok I'll get the list started, feel free to add any weapons I miss. All these weapons I have observed being slandered as "noob" on various threads, so I figured a consolidation was in order I have collaborated these weapons based on complaints from the PSforum, XBforum and IWforum sites.



*Please note that if you use any of the weapons listed below, you are subject to being referred to as a complete and total n00b.



ASSAULT:

SCAR-H

M16A4

M4A1

FAMAS

TAR21

ACR

F2000

*FAL is exempt from noob list unless used with modified controller

*AK47 is for 1337 level 70's only



SMG:

UMP45

MP5k

Vector

P90 (featuring akimbo)

Mini Uzi



LMG:

AUG HBar

RPD

*** Please note no other LMGs are listed due to the fact that NOBODY uses them



SNIPER:

Intervention (w/thermal)

.50cal (HBS)

M21 EBR (when one bullet can't get the job done)

WA2000



SHOTGUN:

Model 1887 (featuring akimbo)

AA-12 (way to spray your mag, n00b)

Striker

Ranger (featuring akimbo)

M1014



LAUNCHER:

Thumper

Javelin ("pro-martyrdom" exploit)

*AT-4 when used as a super M203



HANDGUN:

*Any pistol equipped w/ Tactical knife

featuring perks Marathon/Lightweight/Commando



MACHINE PISTOL:

G18 (featuring akimbo)

PP2000

M93 Raffica (aka "mini M16/FAMAS)



SHIEL

lol



EQUIPMENT:

Claymore (you effing camper!)

C4 (used to protect objectives)

Knife (not throwing knife... just knife)

Flashbang (stop throwing them)



PERKS:

One Man Army (unlimited everything, what!?)

Marathon (rushing low lives)

Scavenger (what's a matter, can't aim?)

Sleight of Hand (multiple mags during one encounter? noob.)



Lightweight (what are you a fairy?)

Danger Close (w/ Javelin glitch... you gotta be kiddin meh)

Cold Blooded (my ac130 gunner can't see you...coward)

Bling (noob tube and silencer?)



Sitrep (lol nvm)

Steady Aim (learn to aim)

Ninja Pro (hbs got ya down?)

Commando (teleportation is for star trek)





KILLSTREAK REWARDS:

Care package (you n00b got an ac130 from 4 kills!? wtfomgbbq)

-Also, when enemies successfully drop the crate on your unsuspecting head

**courtesy of G4

Harrier Strike

Pave Low

Chopper Gunner

AC130

Nuke





GAMEPLAY STRATEGIES:

Camping (w/HBS)

Defensive playing

Rushing

Run and Gun

Sniping

Knifing Only

Shield Wielding



So far this is all I have assembled in terms of weapons, killstreaks and gameplay tactics.



Please feel free to add, comment or flame as you wish- these are forums and I urge you to add your two cents.

lol this is a joke i made some of its true but u can still use you stuns and trowing knife lol

ACR isn't nooby

Was that a list of every gun and tactic or a n00b weapon list?

So the "pros" non-noobs should fight with knife or punching the enemies? that what you mean?

@Scorcher5000
right, the only noobs for me are campers & Noob Tubers but you can use any weapon

Waste of a thread.
You listed almost every gun and almost every useful tactic.
Terrible.

Wow I am completely amazed at the overwhelming stupidity running rampant in this thread. On each page, at least one person point out the satirical nature of the original post, yet somehow the masses continue to take it seriously. Where do these window licking morons come from? It isn't fair to the rest of us that, as children they hid you behind the tinted windows of the short bus, now when we are unprepared they thrust you on us, drooling, and stuttering first as wal-mart greeters, and now on our pc monitors. Thats right, all of that build up, just to slam wal-mart greeters.^

I think the only noobish thing about the game is people complaining about it. The game WAS made for non-experienced players to feel more comfortable with the gameplay. And if you think that every single gun in the game is noobish, I think you are playing the wrong game dude.

How is Scavenger Noob. I have #0% accuracy and use scavenger simply because I have long killstreaks

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Don't feed the troll

Wow really? For clarification see my previous post.:confused: