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Modern Warfare 2



Ok I'll get the list started, feel free to add any weapons I miss. All these weapons I have observed being slandered as "noob" on various threads, so I figured a consolidation was in order I have collaborated these weapons based on complaints from the PSforum, XBforum and IWforum sites.



*Please note that if you use any of the weapons listed below, you are subject to being referred to as a complete and total n00b.



ASSAULT:

SCAR-H

M16A4

M4A1

FAMAS

TAR21

ACR

F2000

*FAL is exempt from noob list unless used with modified controller

*AK47 is for 1337 level 70's only



SMG:

UMP45

MP5k

Vector

P90 (featuring akimbo)

Mini Uzi



LMG:

AUG HBar

RPD

*** Please note no other LMGs are listed due to the fact that NOBODY uses them



SNIPER:

Intervention (w/thermal)

.50cal (HBS)

M21 EBR (when one bullet can't get the job done)

WA2000



SHOTGUN:

Model 1887 (featuring akimbo)

AA-12 (way to spray your mag, n00b)

Striker

Ranger (featuring akimbo)

M1014



LAUNCHER:

Thumper

Javelin ("pro-martyrdom" exploit)

*AT-4 when used as a super M203



HANDGUN:

*Any pistol equipped w/ Tactical knife

featuring perks Marathon/Lightweight/Commando



MACHINE PISTOL:

G18 (featuring akimbo)

PP2000

M93 Raffica (aka "mini M16/FAMAS)



SHIEL

lol



EQUIPMENT:

Claymore (you effing camper!)

C4 (used to protect objectives)

Knife (not throwing knife... just knife)

Flashbang (stop throwing them)



PERKS:

One Man Army (unlimited everything, what!?)

Marathon (rushing low lives)

Scavenger (what's a matter, can't aim?)

Sleight of Hand (multiple mags during one encounter? noob.)



Lightweight (what are you a fairy?)

Danger Close (w/ Javelin glitch... you gotta be kiddin meh)

Cold Blooded (my ac130 gunner can't see you...coward)

Bling (noob tube and silencer?)



Sitrep (lol nvm)

Steady Aim (learn to aim)

Ninja Pro (hbs got ya down?)

Commando (teleportation is for star trek)





KILLSTREAK REWARDS:

Care package (you n00b got an ac130 from 4 kills!? wtfomgbbq)

-Also, when enemies successfully drop the crate on your unsuspecting head

**courtesy of G4

Harrier Strike

Pave Low

Chopper Gunner

AC130

Nuke





GAMEPLAY STRATEGIES:

Camping (w/HBS)

Defensive playing

Rushing

Run and Gun

Sniping

Knifing Only

Shield Wielding



So far this is all I have assembled in terms of weapons, killstreaks and gameplay tactics.



Please feel free to add, comment or flame as you wish- these are forums and I urge you to add your two cents.

Lol the whole game is almost considered noobified. I'd have to run around with the FAL no attachments, no perks, and no rewards. Hmm, sounds interesting. They should make a PRO playlist for people like that.

Allright Mr.perfect,tell me this: what is your perk/killstreak/weapon of choice etc?:p

I could make a much more accurate thread of what people really see as noob weapons, and I am indeed tempted to :p

LOL. what a bellend the OP is.

Why do you keep making threads about noob stuff?
Are you trying to hide the fact that you yourself is one?

M16 is a noob gun...1 burst and they're dead, no recoil...if you can't use this gun you don't need to be playing ANY fps.

whats wrong with you most guns that you put are godly ass h o le

How can the M16 be a noob weapon?

totally wrong fal isnt noobish