(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); All you do is say something that can get you kicked out of walmart simple and easy

And thats about it!

1. Dump out all of the chocolate puding(if they have any, jello will do too) and put them into one big pile, then run around the store screaming "ITS THE BLOB! ITS THE BLOB!"


2 Wear an banana costume and dance saying "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" <---LMAO JUST IMAGINE SOMEONE DOING THAT!

Bring your phone to walmart, put the alarm on your phone and scream "AHHH! TERRORIST ATTACK! A BOMB!!" But say it on the intercom lol

Run in the store naked screaming that someone is gonna rape u then go and rape the manager for pretend then eat all their ice cream then get on one of the bikes and ride it all over the store then get a bunch of friends to get naked to and play dodgeball in the middle of the store then everyone put on clothes from the store and just walk out of the store lol ...... + rep if it was funny lol

helping out the starving employees.

LMAO thats was funny. Rep me backkk

go into the music section and put the speakers the loudest they went and then get into the carts that you can drive and run into everytihng

This is so immature.. Damn minors these days.

BUZZZZ KILLL!!!

Obtain 12 sillystring cans and bring a friend. 6 cans each. EPIC silly string fight in the isle. Then walk out of the store drenched in silly string.


(true story and it workksss)

You just won't only get kicked out, but a SWAT and FBI will be after you

:p Lol yeah but it would be "quite" funny on the news.