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And thats about it!

1. Dump out all of the chocolate puding(if they have any, jello will do too) and put them into one big pile, then run around the store screaming "ITS THE BLOB! ITS THE BLOB!"


2 Wear an banana costume and dance saying "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" <---LMAO JUST IMAGINE SOMEONE DOING THAT!

Hop in one of those small cars for kids and grab some supersoakers. Fill that shit up with coke and drive around the store spraying people.

(Minors only) Say you need help finding your mom. When they turn on the Intercom phone, grab it and scream "The N Word" into it.

Give Advil to little kids and tell them it's candy

I don't know if anyone has said this but it's simple guys Go to the Front grab a few mentos go to the coke section and grab some Coca-cola/pepsi and put the mentos in it and well you have a HUGE DISASTER and if you don't know what kind of disaster search it up on youtube

haha, some of these are really funny!

we got kicked out of ASDA for being drunk and telling little kids for **** off repeatdly till they started crying then played a massive game of hide and seek

Say ******s over the intercom system like that guy did in America or just star eating stuff before you pay for it or play on the escalators.

play bowling with the bikes and ballpin. or dump dog food on floor. hide and scare people

This one works pretty good from experience, You need to get 15+ people to go to the store with you. You and a friend need to go to the bike part of the store and have everyone else in lanes around you guys, and ask an employee(ours lets us ride it) to ride a bike go up and down the lane. Then have one of your friends at the end of the lane give you a dirty look, drop the bike pull out toy light-saber(s) and scream something funny, then have a huge battle in the store.
might also help if you follow shoppers around saying you'll protect them and what not.