Post: 1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart!
06-08-2010, 06:35 AM #1
xScreamo!
Trading Kids For Angel Dust
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And thats about it!

1. Dump out all of the chocolate puding(if they have any, jello will do too) and put them into one big pile, then run around the store screaming "ITS THE BLOB! ITS THE BLOB!"


2 Wear an banana costume and dance saying "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" <---LMAO JUST IMAGINE SOMEONE DOING THAT!
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Jerry_
06-12-2010, 12:53 PM #29
BSLICER25
Black ops
Get a dart gun and start shooting everybody haha
06-12-2010, 02:07 PM #30
HOST Lee
IM A AWESOME
Run In Walmart And Start Screaming "FOR ALLAH WE ARE YOUR SOLDIERS" With A Air Rifle
06-13-2010, 11:02 AM #31
Spartan Gunney
Who dares, wins.
Originally posted by Skittle1024 View Post
:p Lol yeah but it would be "quite" funny on the news.


A good way to advertise NGU though lol. Happy

I think it would be funny just to walk around knocking everything of the shelves. Or Walk in drunk Winky Winky.
06-15-2010, 04:09 AM #32
When the greeter goes to hand a child a sticker, run up, take it, and stick it on the greeter's eyeballs Happy!
06-15-2010, 04:23 AM #33
KRFacct
Big Daddy
To to the store with your iphone, look at how many post's there are on this thread.

Ask to speak to the store manager, and ask the to pick a number between 1 and the thread total, then show them the thread and sayto them "are you going to kick me out or do I have to post number XXX on your ass".

See what happens, after all they where the ones that picked the post number so it's them that going to get a crap time, if you do this please make a video and post it, I think it would be kinda funny lol
06-17-2010, 03:56 AM #34
AmsterIDam
a Dino Philosopher LOLWUT
Steal a candy bar, throw it at a manager and blame it on obama.
06-17-2010, 06:34 PM #35
Dress up as the Grim Reaper and start stalking old people around the store.

Or vacuum wrap everything in store, including public toilets.

Lie down in the middle of the floor holding a Free Tibet sign. Claim it's a passive agressive form of protest. Ignore anyone asking you to move. If anyone touches you or hits you with a trolley threaten to sue them for abuse.
06-18-2010, 12:05 AM #36
simply walk in and yell " **** you walmart"
06-18-2010, 08:37 PM #37
Go to a casher and star randomly peeing on them haha XD

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