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1. Dump out all of the chocolate puding(if they have any, jello will do too) and put them into one big pile, then run around the store screaming "ITS THE BLOB! ITS THE BLOB!"


2 Wear an banana costume and dance saying "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" <---LMAO JUST IMAGINE SOMEONE DOING THAT!

Get tomato juice and make a trail to the ladies bathroom.

hit a bong and play some ps3 in the electronic section ahah

glue one of their cd drives lol

take a picture of you dick with the cameras

Casually walk about with an empty shopping cart until you reach the electronics department then all in one quick swoop run the cart into the game case glass and pull all the games into the cart and grab a few game consoles of your choice then Kick yourself out.

(Disguise strongly recommended)(No ski masks too obvious)

LOL

Take your wife/girlfriend and start "testing" out the furniture.

start giving out fliers to let the devil in your lives.then walk around with a turban some plastic c4 strapped to your chest saying to praise allah. hehe then forcebly rape the hottest girl on the register