Post: How To Masturbate Without Leaving A Trace
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05-21-2011, 02:04 AM
#1
I-MilkShake-I
Gym leader
[multipage=Try The Sink]
1. Men often masturbate in the bathroom, in part because it’s one of the only paces in the home with a door that locks and true privacy. If you don’t mind masturbating while standing up, jerk off directly into the bathroom sink—it was made to have things going down it anyway, and this will help you masturbate without a mess. After you’re done, just turn the water on to make the evidence go away and use some toilet paper for sticky globs that are more stubborn.
[multipage=The Shower]
2. The shower is the classic place to jerk off because it is a very private place where you are unlikely to be bothered, the running water makes enough noise to drown out any that you might be making and, of course, the drain is right there to take it all down. It’s a great place to masturbate without a mess, but remember that semen tends to clump in water and you’ll want to make sure that it all gets washed down. Also if you are taking a hot shower and masturbating you might get dry semen on your leg :/ and you have to scrape it off.
[multipage=Avoid lying on your back]
3. Jerking off while lying on your back may be the way to make the biggest mess, so avoid doing this. While on your back, you’re going to shoot up in the air and often in unpredictable directions. Depending on the strength of your orgasm, you may spray every pillowcase and sheet on your bed, leaving a bunch of musty wet spots that are not fun to deal with. To masturbate without a mess, don’t lie on your back.
[multipage=A paper towel]
4. Perhaps the easiest way to masturbate without a mess is to do it directly into an item made for cleaning messes up. A paper towel, piece of toilet paper or tissue—though often one tissue is not sturdy enough on its own—are great items to use when you’re getting ready to blow your top. Hold the towel near the end of your penis and when you ejaculate, aim directly into it, making sure to get the entire load. Then, simply deposit in the trash, and there’s no mess to be had.
[multipage=Going natural]
5. There is no way to have a mess if you don’t mind about it not getting cleaned up. Jerking off outdoors, where your deposit will just end up going back to nature, is a way to masturbate without a mess. Some people enjoy the rush of doing sexual things in nature, as it has a very “authentic” and spiritual feel. Of course, do mind where you masturbate, as you don’t want to break any laws or frighten other people, or get arrested. If you can do it on your own property, do so. Also watch out for the pedo bear
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05-26-2011, 01:16 PM
#48
Devilreapr
Climbing up the ladder
05-27-2011, 08:09 AM
#50
RAGEVSFURY
Gym leader
lmfao..lots of appreciations from fellow NGU'ers.
They're either at the pubescent stage,single,young and full of cum lmfao.
Can't stop lmfao as i'm typing this lmfao
Ummm..where was I...lmfao
Oh yeah,and lmfao@ some users wanking ingenuity like using your sock?WTF?:wtf:..lmfao
This TUT IS necessary as wanking never came with a manual lmfao:whistle:
In all honesty though,I think all the single dudes should work on their chick wooing techniques in getting a g/f as nothing beats sticking your dick in a vagina.
They're either at the pubescent stage,single,young and full of cum lmfao.
Can't stop lmfao as i'm typing this lmfao
Ummm..where was I...lmfao
Oh yeah,and lmfao@ some users wanking ingenuity like using your sock?WTF?:wtf:..lmfao
This TUT IS necessary as wanking never came with a manual lmfao:whistle:
In all honesty though,I think all the single dudes should work on their chick wooing techniques in getting a g/f as nothing beats sticking your dick in a vagina.
05-27-2011, 11:31 PM
#51
Death_pact
Little One
when i cum it just goes around my hand then i wipe it all over my underwear. i wonder what my mum thinks when shes washing them. she never really cared.
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sorry for double post but ur sig is offensive its butt naked
---------- Post added at 12:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:18 AM ----------
Originally posted by RAGEVSFURY
lmfao..lots of appreciations from fellow NGU'ers.
They're either at the pubescent stage,single,young and full of cum lmfao.
Can't stop lmfao as i'm typing this lmfao
Ummm..where was I...lmfao
Oh yeah,and lmfao@ some users wanking ingenuity like using your sock?WTF?:wtf:..lmfao
This TUT IS necessary as wanking never came with a manual lmfao:whistle:
In all honesty though,I think all the single dudes should work on their chick wooing techniques in getting a g/f as nothing beats sticking your dick in a vagina.
They're either at the pubescent stage,single,young and full of cum lmfao.
Can't stop lmfao as i'm typing this lmfao
Ummm..where was I...lmfao
Oh yeah,and lmfao@ some users wanking ingenuity like using your sock?WTF?:wtf:..lmfao
This TUT IS necessary as wanking never came with a manual lmfao:whistle:
In all honesty though,I think all the single dudes should work on their chick wooing techniques in getting a g/f as nothing beats sticking your dick in a vagina.
sorry for double post but ur sig is offensive its butt naked
05-28-2011, 01:43 AM
#53
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
05-28-2011, 11:15 PM
#55
Tully96
I'm A Cookie!
Originally posted by I
It is not difficult to learn how to masturbate without a mess. But, with the way the male body is made, ejaculate tends to flow forcefully and freely away from our bodies. If you’re not careful, this can lead to a big clean up job, but there are some steps you can take to avoid this.
[multipage=Try The Sink]
1. Men often masturbate in the bathroom, in part because it’s one of the only paces in the home with a door that locks and true privacy. If you don’t mind masturbating while standing up, jerk off directly into the bathroom sink—it was made to have things going down it anyway, and this will help you masturbate without a mess. After you’re done, just turn the water on to make the evidence go away and use some toilet paper for sticky globs that are more stubborn.
[multipage=The Shower]
2. The shower is the classic place to jerk off because it is a very private place where you are unlikely to be bothered, the running water makes enough noise to drown out any that you might be making and, of course, the drain is right there to take it all down. It’s a great place to masturbate without a mess, but remember that semen tends to clump in water and you’ll want to make sure that it all gets washed down. Also if you are taking a hot shower and masturbating you might get dry semen on your leg :/ and you have to scrape it off.
[multipage=Avoid lying on your back]
3. Jerking off while lying on your back may be the way to make the biggest mess, so avoid doing this. While on your back, you’re going to shoot up in the air and often in unpredictable directions. Depending on the strength of your orgasm, you may spray every pillowcase and sheet on your bed, leaving a bunch of musty wet spots that are not fun to deal with. To masturbate without a mess, don’t lie on your back.
[multipage=A paper towel]
4. Perhaps the easiest way to masturbate without a mess is to do it directly into an item made for cleaning messes up. A paper towel, piece of toilet paper or tissue—though often one tissue is not sturdy enough on its own—are great items to use when you’re getting ready to blow your top. Hold the towel near the end of your penis and when you ejaculate, aim directly into it, making sure to get the entire load. Then, simply deposit in the trash, and there’s no mess to be had.
[multipage=Going natural]
5. There is no way to have a mess if you don’t mind about it not getting cleaned up. Jerking off outdoors, where your deposit will just end up going back to nature, is a way to masturbate without a mess. Some people enjoy the rush of doing sexual things in nature, as it has a very “authentic” and spiritual feel. Of course, do mind where you masturbate, as you don’t want to break any laws or frighten other people, or get arrested. If you can do it on your own property, do so. Also watch out for the pedo bear
[multipage=Try The Sink]
1. Men often masturbate in the bathroom, in part because it’s one of the only paces in the home with a door that locks and true privacy. If you don’t mind masturbating while standing up, jerk off directly into the bathroom sink—it was made to have things going down it anyway, and this will help you masturbate without a mess. After you’re done, just turn the water on to make the evidence go away and use some toilet paper for sticky globs that are more stubborn.
[multipage=The Shower]
2. The shower is the classic place to jerk off because it is a very private place where you are unlikely to be bothered, the running water makes enough noise to drown out any that you might be making and, of course, the drain is right there to take it all down. It’s a great place to masturbate without a mess, but remember that semen tends to clump in water and you’ll want to make sure that it all gets washed down. Also if you are taking a hot shower and masturbating you might get dry semen on your leg :/ and you have to scrape it off.
[multipage=Avoid lying on your back]
3. Jerking off while lying on your back may be the way to make the biggest mess, so avoid doing this. While on your back, you’re going to shoot up in the air and often in unpredictable directions. Depending on the strength of your orgasm, you may spray every pillowcase and sheet on your bed, leaving a bunch of musty wet spots that are not fun to deal with. To masturbate without a mess, don’t lie on your back.
[multipage=A paper towel]
4. Perhaps the easiest way to masturbate without a mess is to do it directly into an item made for cleaning messes up. A paper towel, piece of toilet paper or tissue—though often one tissue is not sturdy enough on its own—are great items to use when you’re getting ready to blow your top. Hold the towel near the end of your penis and when you ejaculate, aim directly into it, making sure to get the entire load. Then, simply deposit in the trash, and there’s no mess to be had.
[multipage=Going natural]
5. There is no way to have a mess if you don’t mind about it not getting cleaned up. Jerking off outdoors, where your deposit will just end up going back to nature, is a way to masturbate without a mess. Some people enjoy the rush of doing sexual things in nature, as it has a very “authentic” and spiritual feel. Of course, do mind where you masturbate, as you don’t want to break any laws or frighten other people, or get arrested. If you can do it on your own property, do so. Also watch out for the pedo bear
Lol great post. I got another one.
Get a big sandwich bag and put some vaseline in it to lube it up. Stick it in between the cracks in your couch and your done. All right into the bag with no mess. Dispose of bag (or reuse :carling
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Originally posted by KingEric2011
What a loser get a girlfriend fag
Come on its a little fun. People need a laugh every once in a while and this was mine. Stop pissing in your corn flakes.
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