Post: How To Masturbate Without Leaving A Trace
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05-21-2011, 02:04 AM
#1
I-MilkShake-I
Gym leader
[multipage=Try The Sink]
1. Men often masturbate in the bathroom, in part because it’s one of the only paces in the home with a door that locks and true privacy. If you don’t mind masturbating while standing up, jerk off directly into the bathroom sink—it was made to have things going down it anyway, and this will help you masturbate without a mess. After you’re done, just turn the water on to make the evidence go away and use some toilet paper for sticky globs that are more stubborn.
[multipage=The Shower]
2. The shower is the classic place to jerk off because it is a very private place where you are unlikely to be bothered, the running water makes enough noise to drown out any that you might be making and, of course, the drain is right there to take it all down. It’s a great place to masturbate without a mess, but remember that semen tends to clump in water and you’ll want to make sure that it all gets washed down. Also if you are taking a hot shower and masturbating you might get dry semen on your leg :/ and you have to scrape it off.
[multipage=Avoid lying on your back]
3. Jerking off while lying on your back may be the way to make the biggest mess, so avoid doing this. While on your back, you’re going to shoot up in the air and often in unpredictable directions. Depending on the strength of your orgasm, you may spray every pillowcase and sheet on your bed, leaving a bunch of musty wet spots that are not fun to deal with. To masturbate without a mess, don’t lie on your back.
[multipage=A paper towel]
4. Perhaps the easiest way to masturbate without a mess is to do it directly into an item made for cleaning messes up. A paper towel, piece of toilet paper or tissue—though often one tissue is not sturdy enough on its own—are great items to use when you’re getting ready to blow your top. Hold the towel near the end of your penis and when you ejaculate, aim directly into it, making sure to get the entire load. Then, simply deposit in the trash, and there’s no mess to be had.
[multipage=Going natural]
5. There is no way to have a mess if you don’t mind about it not getting cleaned up. Jerking off outdoors, where your deposit will just end up going back to nature, is a way to masturbate without a mess. Some people enjoy the rush of doing sexual things in nature, as it has a very “authentic” and spiritual feel. Of course, do mind where you masturbate, as you don’t want to break any laws or frighten other people, or get arrested. If you can do it on your own property, do so. Also watch out for the pedo bear
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05-28-2011, 11:20 PM
#56
KingEric2011
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by Tully96
Lol great post. I got another one.
Get a big sandwich bag and put some vaseline in it to lube it up. Stick it in between the cracks in your couch and your done. All right into the bag with no mess. Dispose of bag (or reuse :carling
---------- Post added at 06:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:13 PM ----------
Come on its a little fun. People need a laugh every once in a while and this was mine. Stop pissing in your corn flakes.
Get a big sandwich bag and put some vaseline in it to lube it up. Stick it in between the cracks in your couch and your done. All right into the bag with no mess. Dispose of bag (or reuse :carling
---------- Post added at 06:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:13 PM ----------
Come on its a little fun. People need a laugh every once in a while and this was mine. Stop pissing in your corn flakes.
So you would rather wank yourself than have a girl do it for you ? Stop shiting on your rice krispies.
05-28-2011, 11:29 PM
#58
KingEric2011
Who’s Jim Erased?
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