(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Two men are shipwrecked and manage to make it onto an uncharted island where they are approached by a large group of cannibals who can amazingly speak English.

The cannibals tell them that they have a chance to live on this island without being eaten so long as they pass the "Ordeal of Fruit", the survivor accepts the challenge with little pondering and the Cannibals send the pair off to individually collect one hundred pieces of fruit each and then report back to them.

The first survivor returns with one hundred grapes and cannibals instruct him to shove each grape into his anus without wincing or laughing or he will be killed on the spot.

However just as the first grape reaches his butt hole he bursts out laughing.

The cannibals ask why he is laughing and he replies "I'm sorry, it's just that my friend is collecting pineapples!"

Why is there no telephones in China?

Cause there are too my wings and too many wongs so they wing the wong number

That is a beast one lol

a Mexican goes to a immigration service because he is being accused of being a immigrant. the lady ask him to use the words defence and defeat in a sentence the mexican says i jump de fence and de feat got stuck

lmao awesome

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Statistically, 1 in 3 people get cancer.

Which is why I only hang about with people that have cancer.

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I don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more.

They're too complicated for women.

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My jokes are just like the England team.

You dont see them for a while and when you do they're shit.

A blonde and a brunette both jump off the cliff. who hits the ground first??

the brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions


OH NOES A YO MAMA JOKE, MAN THIS GUY IS SUCH A KID!!

Anyways, Yo Mama's SO FAT when she fell down at a ship, people yelled TIMBER!!!

Why is it bad to be black and Jewish????

You have to sit in the back of the oven!!!