Post: How to piss off your teacher: High School edition
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08-22-2009, 03:05 AM
#1
Heavytech94
I'm back for good 
2. take all the chalk so she cant write
3. take her planner so she forgets what the homework/agenda is
4. walk by him/her everyday and fart
5. always ask stupid/irrelevant questions
6. never sit still
7. pop your gum and blow bubbles
8. when he/she says spit it out, put another piece in and do it again
9. talk really loud to yourself during a test
10. get up and sharpen your pencil while the teacher is speaking
11. break out in song at random moments
12. bring your ipod with speakers and play music very loudly
13. bring a dead animal and hide it somewhere(i dont think you should try this one)
14. sneeze on the teacher if you sit by him/her
15. if you evey have to puke. puke all over thier desk
16. say "can you repeat that?" until she kills herself/himself
17. run around the class and scream penis
18. throw stuff at him/her when they have their back turned
19. always contradict what she says... even if she is clearly right
20. show up to class 20 minutes late and urinate everywhere
21. always ask why(credit to valimen)
+rep and thank if you laughed your ass off..... credit goes to ME and screamo :p
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08-22-2009, 11:01 AM
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Saint-Luciferr
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08-22-2009, 05:45 PM
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milkwthbutter01
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08-23-2009, 04:28 PM
#18
Ghostwolf_14
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2. take all the chalk so she cant write
That's automatic for me and my homies, once we're in the classroom there's always the same person who comes to distract the teachers asking for help or something. While that's happening I or another dude sneaks to the chalk on the desk, take it and then return to our seats. Once the teacher returns, he/she looks around for minutes trying to find it. We laugh and throw it around and it the end when he/she goes out to get more, we snap it to peaces or turn it to dust and either put it on the seat or back on the desk.
That's automatic for me and my homies, once we're in the classroom there's always the same person who comes to distract the teachers asking for help or something. While that's happening I or another dude sneaks to the chalk on the desk, take it and then return to our seats. Once the teacher returns, he/she looks around for minutes trying to find it. We laugh and throw it around and it the end when he/she goes out to get more, we snap it to peaces or turn it to dust and either put it on the seat or back on the desk.
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08-23-2009, 04:43 PM
#19
diiRty_StaChE
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