Post: How to piss off your teacher: High School edition
08-22-2009, 03:05 AM #1
Heavytech94
I'm back for good Happy
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1. poop on teachers desk
2. take all the chalk so she cant write
3. take her planner so she forgets what the homework/agenda is
4. walk by him/her everyday and fart
5. always ask stupid/irrelevant questions
6. never sit still
7. pop your gum and blow bubbles
8. when he/she says spit it out, put another piece in and do it again
9. talk really loud to yourself during a test
10. get up and sharpen your pencil while the teacher is speaking
11. break out in song at random moments
12. bring your ipod with speakers and play music very loudly
13. bring a dead animal and hide it somewhere(i dont think you should try this one)
14. sneeze on the teacher if you sit by him/her
15. if you evey have to puke. puke all over thier desk
16. say "can you repeat that?" until she kills herself/himself
17. run around the class and scream penis
18. throw stuff at him/her when they have their back turned
19. always contradict what she says... even if she is clearly right
20. show up to class 20 minutes late and urinate everywhere
21. always ask why(credit to valimen)

+rep and thank if you laughed your ass off..... credit goes to ME and screamo :p
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The following 21 users say thank you to Heavytech94 for this useful post:

_Narey_, 3Dog, Azràno, BBballfanatic13, blizzard94, BlowJobsFor5k, Classified, friezzie, HSx9, LilP, ls18, NanuGama, Newfie, NGURichiee, Oneinfamous, Screamo, JimErased, THE_JoKeR, Valimen, xFutterr, xWongey-
08-23-2009, 07:31 PM #20
Classified
Error… Cat invasion!
Haha, I laughed so hard at this! Thanks! And pooping on the desk? Not sure if anyone has tried that... Smile^
08-29-2009, 06:30 PM #21
Heavytech94
I'm back for good Happy
Originally posted by Classified View Post
Haha, I laughed so hard at this! Thanks! And pooping on the desk? Not sure if anyone has tried that... Smile^


you would be surprised :rolleyes:
08-30-2009, 04:16 PM #22
Lol some of these are awesome!
08-30-2009, 06:16 PM #23
xFutterr
Wolves are superior.
I have done:
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5
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7 and 8 Happy Git into alot of trouble :p
10
11 This one was hilarious because it wasnt just me, i got 4 mates to do it too. And guess what song? None other than Bar Bar Black sheep Happy
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19 Got into alot of trouble, as i crossed the line a bit and parents got called in :p
And of course 21 xD
08-30-2009, 06:38 PM #24
BA-SHELLEY
NGU Oringnal
LMAO

I love this post

Thanks for reminding me of school
09-03-2009, 10:19 PM #25
Haha those things are always good!
09-13-2009, 11:48 AM #26
friezzie
Big Daddy
lol these are so funny
09-14-2009, 12:22 AM #27
Kaspa
MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
Put a page 3 or porn page on the teachers desc (Tried that one.) LOLZ.
09-14-2009, 12:28 AM #28
3Dog
Gym leader
More like middle school stuff.
About the dead animal, hide in the air vents, and the place will stink up.

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