Post: How to piss off your teacher: High School edition
08-22-2009, 03:05 AM #1
Heavytech94
I'm back for good Happy
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1. poop on teachers desk
2. take all the chalk so she cant write
3. take her planner so she forgets what the homework/agenda is
4. walk by him/her everyday and fart
5. always ask stupid/irrelevant questions
6. never sit still
7. pop your gum and blow bubbles
8. when he/she says spit it out, put another piece in and do it again
9. talk really loud to yourself during a test
10. get up and sharpen your pencil while the teacher is speaking
11. break out in song at random moments
12. bring your ipod with speakers and play music very loudly
13. bring a dead animal and hide it somewhere(i dont think you should try this one)
14. sneeze on the teacher if you sit by him/her
15. if you evey have to puke. puke all over thier desk
16. say "can you repeat that?" until she kills herself/himself
17. run around the class and scream penis
18. throw stuff at him/her when they have their back turned
19. always contradict what she says... even if she is clearly right
20. show up to class 20 minutes late and urinate everywhere
21. always ask why(credit to valimen)

+rep and thank if you laughed your ass off..... credit goes to ME and screamo :p
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10-19-2009, 08:46 PM #38
Technicz
Bounty hunter
I do that always ask why.
So everyone write the date
Why?
Because i just told you too?
Why?
Because im your teacher?
Why?
Because its what i work as
Why?
Because i need money?
Why?
Because ive recently left my hus.. wait, you dont need to no. just do your work
10-19-2009, 09:31 PM #39
buy a universal remote for class movies!!!
10-19-2009, 09:46 PM #40
I THINK I WOULD CHOOSE TO TAKE a shit right on her face
10-20-2009, 02:55 PM #41
Technicz
Bounty hunter
I had one of them universal remotes that turn off the television, did it to all the plasmas, so funny when the receptionist dosnt know how to turn it back on
10-20-2009, 03:58 PM #42
Killakk
Former Staff
great m8 this list is sweet
10-21-2009, 08:27 PM #43
knsu <3
Porn is for winners?
Originally posted by Technicz View Post
I do that always ask why.
So everyone write the date
Why?
Because i just told you too?
Why?
Because im your teacher?
Why?
Because its what i work as
Why?
Because i need money?
Why?
Because ive recently left my hus.. wait, you dont need to no. just do your work


haha yep thats exactly what you do thats how you get people to say things they don't want you to know
11-12-2009, 11:40 AM #44
6 and 9 are my specialieties
11-20-2009, 12:01 AM #45
iSaboteur
Error… Cat invasion!
"Poop on teachers desk" LOL! that would be hilarious if you walk into class one day and theres some kid dumpin on ur teachers desk. lol

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