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Post: How to piss off your teacher: High School edition
08-22-2009, 03:05 AM #1
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Heavytech94
I'm back for good Happy
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1. poop on teachers desk
2. take all the chalk so she cant write
3. take her planner so she forgets what the homework/agenda is
4. walk by him/her everyday and fart
5. always ask stupid/irrelevant questions
6. never sit still
7. pop your gum and blow bubbles
8. when he/she says spit it out, put another piece in and do it again
9. talk really loud to yourself during a test
10. get up and sharpen your pencil while the teacher is speaking
11. break out in song at random moments
12. bring your ipod with speakers and play music very loudly
13. bring a dead animal and hide it somewhere(i dont think you should try this one)
14. sneeze on the teacher if you sit by him/her
15. if you evey have to puke. puke all over thier desk
16. say "can you repeat that?" until she kills herself/himself
17. run around the class and scream penis
18. throw stuff at him/her when they have their back turned
19. always contradict what she says... even if she is clearly right
20. show up to class 20 minutes late and urinate everywhere
21. always ask why(credit to valimen)

+rep and thank if you laughed your ass off..... credit goes to ME and screamo :p
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09-14-2009, 01:58 AM #29
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PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
20. show up to class 20 minutes late and urinate everywhere


LMFAO
09-14-2009, 03:25 AM #30
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bmxrcodol04
Im a Hitmarker
omg run around the class and yell peins!!!!!!! lol funneh and so classic
09-27-2009, 08:26 PM #31
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Alivemau5
Do a barrel roll!
that was lol'd at by me
09-29-2009, 10:57 PM #32
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dhaalbaii
Pokemon Trainer
ALWAYS ASK WHY! It works.. trust me Winky Winky
10-09-2009, 09:06 PM #33
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waltuO
N'wahs With Attitude
LMAO I P'd My Self Laughing! (Not Really... But It Was Close)
You Should Add "Always Ask Questions You Already Know To Waste Time To Do Less Work"
That Happens Alot In My School Lol.
10-10-2009, 01:11 AM #34
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///M
GTghost
When they call on you, just look at them, smile, then look away and dont answer.
10-17-2009, 01:55 AM #35
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The Pure
Hurah!
nice list Smile
Maybe add these?:

Make animal sounds or sex sounds during class.
Cough a lot.
Groan at everything they say.
After they ask you a question, respond with: woah, YOU talking to ME???
10-18-2009, 02:11 AM #36
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knsu <3
Porn is for winners?
ive done alot of these but got ISS for most of them
10-19-2009, 05:14 PM #37
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Hazel
Problem rule #16?
ya that seriously made me lmfao XD if your still active add ask "when is the period over?" once every minute

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